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Old 07-09-2009, 03:27 PM
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:32 PM
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Um... wow?
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:34 PM
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That's some awful strange discoloration, he should get that looked at...
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:35 PM
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I would SO plug that into a Big Muff...
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:40 PM
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Old 07-09-2009, 03:40 PM
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I was the model for that bass lol
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:16 PM
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:21 PM
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Well in that case... IBTL!

Btw... I lol'd.
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:31 PM
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In before the lock. Haven't clicked the link yet, what is it?
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:32 PM
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The listing got flagged, what was it?
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:39 PM
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The listing got flagged, what was it?
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:45 PM
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A bass shaped like a mantenna, if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-09-2009, 06:51 PM
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If the link isn't work or kid safe, then please don't post it here.

Also, if that was the bass I'm thinking it was, it's been posted here many, many times. And we've deleted it many, many times.

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