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Old 11-06-2009, 09:14 AM
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Muscle tissue or... tort guard?

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I was reviewing some stuff today and noticed this, a histological section of smooth muscle.

I had a "WHOA" moment when i realized it looked like a tort guard of a Fender bass !!!

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Old 11-06-2009, 10:00 AM
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Somebody needs to go outside for some fresh air...
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:01 AM
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Somebody needs to go outside for some fresh air...
i know, i know. lol..
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:05 AM
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What do they pickle that stuff in?
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Old 11-06-2009, 10:11 AM
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What do they pickle that stuff in?
It's an "H&E" stain. The pinkish stuff stains, well, pink, because of the high protein content in the cells of smooth muscle, which stains eosinophilic (the "E" in the H&E stain is eosin).

Just for your edification, nucleic acids, which predominate in the nuclei of cells, typically stain blue (basophillic, or "basic," do to the "H" in the H&E stain, hematoxylin).

Anyways, what do i know...
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:13 AM
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This goes to prove that you can learn something new on TB every day,
no matter how esoteric, or mundane and trivial.

I like skirt steak, would that qualify as 'smooth muscle tissue'?


"Skirt steak", great phrase, wonder who came up with that one?
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:15 AM
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I have been fully edified, thank you.

Goes to prove that you can learn something new on TB every day,
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I like skirt steak, would that qualify as 'smooth muscle tissue'?


"Skirt steak", great phrase, wonder who came up with that one?
Most of the meat we eat is skeletal muscle. You can tell the difference (histologically speaking) between skeletal and smooth because skeletal appears striated, whereas smooth muscle cells are non-striated...smooth, if you will. I can't believe we're having this conversation lol...

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I bet people would buy that smooth muscle pickguard.
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:17 AM
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I bet people would buy that smooth muscle pickguard.
Albeit pink is not as visually appealing as red, but, yeah, sure... Based on the reaction this thread has generated here on TB, i'm sure i would get some questions on a gig...!
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