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12-14-2010, 05:55 PM
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C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
The bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility. |
12-14-2010, 05:58 PM
| | | | I LOL'd so hard!
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12-15-2010, 05:06 AM
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If there were a facepalm icon, it'd be used, too.
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12-15-2010, 08:33 AM
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12-15-2010, 08:41 AM
| | | That was.....interesting..... 
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12-15-2010, 11:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Toronto, Canada | | That was awesome. 
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12-15-2010, 01:59 PM
|  | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | Which is the best joke for metal?
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Originally Posted by jive1  .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
12-15-2010, 02:02 PM
|  | GOLD Supporting Member | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Cape Cod, MA | | | ....well, I liked it. |
12-15-2010, 02:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego, CA, USA | | | Just when I think you people couldn't possible be any geekier, you go and do something like this.
And totally redeem yourselves. |
12-15-2010, 02:18 PM
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12-15-2010, 02:18 PM
| | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joinercape ....well, I liked it. | Oh me too, the first 30 times. Arguing whether a Warwick was better than an Ibanez was good for a few laughs at first too.
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
12-15-2010, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by lousybassplayer Oh me too, the first 30 times. Arguing whether a Warwick was better than an Ibanez was good for a few laughs at first too. | This was the first time I have seen it....so what's all this about Ibanez and Warwick???? |
12-15-2010, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by joinercape ....so what's all this about Ibanez and Warwick???? | That's just one variation of an age old game.
I will give the guy credit, as many times as I have seen that joke I still couldn't recite it from memory.
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
12-15-2010, 03:12 PM
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12-15-2010, 04:47 PM
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12-15-2010, 05:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: Hamilton, Ontario Canada | | | Loved it so much I had to send it to my girlfriend too.
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12-15-2010, 05:54 PM
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12-15-2010, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Frank Tuesday I'd stop after the first sentence the next time you tell that one. | Yeah. 
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12-15-2010, 06:07 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Baltimore,MD USA | | | I've sent it to a bunch of people.
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12-15-2010, 06:12 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Durham, NC | | | Awesome joke!
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