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02-16-2008, 08:25 AM
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OK, the emo bass player/light bulb thread took a nose dive so here is one to be as creative as you like. Please limit your posts to musical/light bulb changing format and leave your offense at the door. It's all in good fun.
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb.
At least two. One to change the bulb and others to argue about whether it has as good a sustain as the last one.
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02-16-2008, 10:44 AM
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Affiliated with Genelec, Avalon Design. | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Newcastle, UK/Currently London | | | Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't they have machines for that now?
Q: How many guitards does it take to change one?
A: 11. one to change it, and 10 to talk about how they'd have done it faster.
Q: How many Bassists does it take?
A: 6. one to change it, five to keep the guitarists from hogging all the light.
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02-16-2008, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Inflin  Q: How many guitards does it take to change one? | Was that intentional? LMAO
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02-16-2008, 12:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Haifa, Israel | | | Q. How many groupies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Groupies don't screw in lightbulbs. They screw in the van, in the motel, backstage, etc. |
02-16-2008, 02:08 PM
| | | | Q : How many sound guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
R : Only one, but he never turns it on. |
02-16-2008, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by bassplayinggirl Q. How many groupies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Groupies don't screw in lightbulbs. They screw in the van, in the motel, backstage, etc. | alternate answer :
at least 2 but they will screw anywhere 
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02-17-2008, 12:39 AM
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Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
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7. One to do it, and 6 others to say how much better Miles (or Maynard, or Faddis, or Wynton etc.) could have done it.
How many 2nd trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They can't reach that high.
How many clarinetists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, but he will go through a whole box until he finds the right one.
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02-17-2008, 01:43 AM
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A: Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
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02-17-2008, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by BryanM Q: How many indie kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it. | Is it 3?
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02-17-2008, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 alternate answer :
at least 2 but they will screw anywhere | I like! Better than mine. |
02-17-2008, 03:57 PM
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Q: How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They expect everything to be set up and ready when they arrive.  |
02-19-2008, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Inflin Q: How many Bassists does it take? | A: None. Jimmie Smith does it with his left hand. |
02-19-2008, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by billyfalconer A: None. Jimmie Smith does it with his left hand. | That should be-
None! The keyboardist does it with his left hand!
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02-19-2008, 06:16 AM
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None! The keyboardist does it with his left hand!
| Isnt` it their life style?
No bass player - left hand. No girlfriend -... the same answer.
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