How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
15, one to actually do it an 14 to say how much better Neil Peart would have done it.
How do you know the stage is level?
The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth
How do you know there's a drummer knocking at your door?
He speeds up
How do you know a vocalist is knocking at your door?
He can find a key and doesn't know where to come in
If a guitarist falls in a forest does anyone care?
And in a nod to equal opportunity slicing.............
How do you replace your bassist?
Get the keyboardist to use his left hand