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Old 04-20-2010, 08:18 PM
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a must see for anyone in a band.

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a friend of mine just sent me this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9HoBYl6_XQ
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:29 PM
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that was good and makes me wanna hide in my room
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:33 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:40 PM
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Yeah, well he's not a real promoter unless he has lotion.
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:42 PM
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yeah, so now you know the sound-man is not our enemy, hahaha
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:47 PM
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Hey ... I think I have worked with that guy ... but I am pretending I don't know him.
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Old 04-20-2010, 08:59 PM
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LMAO!!! Sooo true and hilarious in a really pathetic way.
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Old 04-20-2010, 09:09 PM
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the very last line is my favorite... "in a month's time i will ask you to play again and pretend i've never worked with you."
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Old 04-20-2010, 09:13 PM
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hahaha! I think you would enjoy this even if you aren't in a band! hahahah!
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Old 04-20-2010, 09:48 PM
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Brilliant
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:03 PM
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+1 CLASSIC!!

That should be followed up with .. "It's a Long Way to the Top if You Wanna Rock n Roll"
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:55 PM
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I've had almost the same conversation with one of these "promoter" douches.
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Old 04-21-2010, 02:58 AM
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sensual pounding... lol
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Old 04-21-2010, 04:33 AM
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nicely done!

let me share a video that made my day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

it's not that new, but also a must see for everyone
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Old 04-21-2010, 04:38 AM
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This is fantastic.
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Old 04-21-2010, 04:49 AM
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I was waiting for the "promoter" to explain the pay-to-play part...that was the only thing missing.
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:18 AM
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what about "I will pay you a flat rate for up to 500 in ticket sales, and a percentage if over that. but no matter what, I will not count at all and guess the attendance is only 400 even though we will be packed and capacity is 1200.
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:43 AM
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Epic!
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sensual pounding... lol

You caught that too... i want to change my band's name!
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:57 AM
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Typical Promoter..... I can't count how many times I have heard that same conversation....
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