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08-22-2005, 04:05 PM
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There I was, just playing when I decided to tweak a few settings on my head. So, I'm turning the dials on my Walkabout, kneeling right in front of the Epifani 212. I boost the bass a bit, cut the mids and treble, then fiddle with the parametric EQ. I prepare myself to play a smooth little groove on the E and A strings, some rock pedalling. I begin to play...and the air rushing from the speakers from a gritty high gain overdrive is almost orgasmic, literally. I could feel that air rush through my pants and touch my bathing suit area.
My amp...touched me right there.
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08-22-2005, 04:13 PM
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08-22-2005, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by tplyons Umm, awkward anyone? | You were supposed to laugh... 
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08-22-2005, 04:23 PM
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08-22-2005, 04:33 PM
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08-22-2005, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by tryxx My amp...touched me right there. | Did you actually see the amp reach out and touch you? Or did you feel the touch and yet not see anything? Reason I ask is I suspect the EQ changes disturbed a demon, and the demon was what actually touched your naughty bits.
I would be VERY careful about using that EQ setting again. Check the knob settings? Is Bass at 6, Mids at 6 Treble at 6?
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08-22-2005, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by steveksux Did you actually see the amp reach out and touch you? Or did you feel the touch and yet not see anything? Reason I ask is I suspect the EQ changes disturbed a demon, and the demon was what actually touched your naughty bits.
I would be VERY careful about using that EQ setting again. Check the knob settings? Is Bass at 6, Mids at 6 Treble at 6?
You are messing with deep dark unimaginable forces beyond your comprehension or conrol!
Randy | Well...maybe... It was very etheral. 
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08-22-2005, 04:48 PM
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08-22-2005, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by gilbert46 I do this, but with someone elses amp, at GC. | So...are you cheating on your own? Is that public indecency? 
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08-22-2005, 05:05 PM
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08-22-2005, 05:09 PM
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08-22-2005, 06:57 PM
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08-22-2005, 07:15 PM
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08-22-2005, 07:16 PM
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08-22-2005, 07:39 PM
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08-23-2005, 01:30 AM
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08-23-2005, 02:11 AM
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08-23-2005, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by gsys My amp gave me a phone number and I called it and it wasn't my amp. | My amp does that on weekends. |
08-23-2005, 07:34 AM
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08-23-2005, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by fraublugher /johnnie cochrane voice on
mr. tryxxie can you show us where the defendant touched you with this doll please? |
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