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Old 07-16-2001, 04:50 PM
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Wow - A quilted maple cat. Nice finish too, must have taken ages to polish ?
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hooray for cat jokes !!! (the crowd goes wild) .
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Old 07-16-2001, 08:36 PM
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Old 07-18-2001, 08:08 PM
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Aww the poor animal, i have a cat of my own but he hasbeen vaccinated against that horrible virus known as multifleauscatius.



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Old 07-18-2001, 10:24 PM
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Now that's funny. I would point out, however, that it's a flamed-maple cat, not quilted.
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Old 07-19-2001, 11:35 AM
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lol, great stuff.
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Old 07-23-2001, 11:03 AM
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Now YOU guys are scaring ME...

I was expecting everything, but watching a nice and hairy "pussy" here was a big surprise...
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Now YOU guys are scaring ME...

Just wait till you really get to know us The unspeakable horrors that will be unleased upon your fragile and uncorrupted soul are not of this world. Just wait for your initation MMMMWWWHAHAHAHAHA......
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I hope that I didn't scare GusTraX off. I was only joking. Don't take things too serious around here Gus, if you do you'll go nuts like the rest of us j/k Also welcome to Talkbass. I've been studying for a Calc. Test that is why I'm so wacky don't mind me. My brain is being used in other places right now Sorry.
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I hope that I didn't scare GusTraX off. I was only joking. Don't take things too serious around here Gus, if you do you'll go nuts like the rest of us

TOO late for an advisement... my pants are a disaster...

I'm used to this, gentlemen... I do moderate a Forum... of course, they are REAL musicians, not bassists... ahahaha

Nah, just Kidding. I came here because of my new friend Dave Castelo. Nice guy !

Have a great day... keep posting !
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Now YOU guys are scaring ME...

Come to Off Topic.......... Come meet JT!



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Old 07-24-2001, 04:53 AM
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roflmao!

God.. Hahaha... You guys are crazier than me! (That's possible?!?!)
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