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So, i decieded tpo play the bass or start lerning teh bass a cupple of weeks ago, and told my dad I wanted the best bass 4 teh money so I came to this forum biut noone here could answer all my questions liek whats teh best bass 4 metal cuz R band plays stoner/doom mettal and we alreddy are major shredding and kickin ass all over other bands but I told my dad to take me to gitar center and by me a new bass witch he did liek yesterday and I tryed out a lotta basses but none of them had teh tone I wanted cuz I shred and need teh best gear teh first bass I tried was called a “fedora” and it sux totally cuz it only had 4strings and everyone noes you cant fully rawk out with only 4 strings teh next basses I tryed wear these stooped basses from “fender” and teh sailsman was leik you will fully rawk out with these basses but they look like they are only good for old dudes who cant shred as hard as me, liek so they suck also and I told my dad no way so teh only bass I lieked was an ibnanez or shekter cuz it looks liek it fully rawks and doesnt suk 2 much plus its all blak finish and can rawk out hard and since R band rawks out hard and dus not suck like other bands becuz we drop tune C#, A flat D# G flat C# and thats why I told my dad to by me that one for sure and he was liek cool watever U want and this is yer birthday present until U get yer trust fund next year and I was liek cool watever you tottaly rawk dad so we get home at i try my bass at praktice thru my new amp he also bought me witch is a state of teh art ageelar amp and I have 2 4x10 speeker cabinets but thats not loud enuff so I made my dad by me 2 more ageelar 4x10 speeker cabinets so now I use 2 top of teh line ageelar amp heds plus 4 4X10 cabinets and we rehearse 4 nites a week from 9 til midnight and liek now teh stooped people next door R already complaining so I told them they don’t rawk out so they dont understand that we shread and they shood be liek totally stoked that they get 2 listen 2 free musik but teh old dude next door sed he only lieks sum dude named “senatra” and I liek coud totally here him playing senatra the other day and senatra totally sux, so what shood I do?

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The is no such thing as a best bass for metal.
Also, sort out your typing.
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The is no such thing as a best bass for metal.
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Something about the guy being a member since 2004 makes me think this is a joke combining a lot of the typical posts found on talkbass into one.


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Old 03-15-2011, 02:15 PM
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This dood, vary obveeusly, RAWKS!!!!!!!
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everyone knows the mothman is the best bass for metal
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If this was a real situation, the guy would be offering advice in the "General Instruction" forum right now.
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I also love to mix sharps and flats when I tune!
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MY bass is obviously the best bass for metal.
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