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Old 05-24-2010, 06:29 PM
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This weekend I was playing 2 shows, I'm still waiting for tuners to repair my danelectro 63, so I decided to borrow my friends bass.

After soundcheck on Friday, I decided to go outside for smoke, and when i come back, I see my drummer holding my friends bass in his hands, and he says to me " I didn't do it." not knowing what he's talking about I look at the bass and F**cking Tuner is snapped off. So that night I had to borrow a fellow band bass.

Fast forward to Saturday, I repair the bass with a leftover tuner I had sitting around. I was so relieved to have it it fix.

Come Sunday, I was playing a house show in a basement. Happy to finally use this beautiful bass for a gig, I start to turn before soundcheck, and my Low-E is tuning down for some reason when i'm going up. Low and behold the sh1tty plastic tuner was cracked in half, putting another huge weight on my shoulder. I was stuck using a fender P-bass(hello midrange!)

Still trying to get another peice, so my friend doesn't find out about this bass. Overall this weekend sucked.

P.S. My drummer is now restricted from touching my basses. He snapped the tuning key clean off my 63 Dano, when he threw it across a parking lot.
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:32 PM
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Your drummer threw your bass across a parking lot. No comment.
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:35 PM
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Your drummer threw your bass across a parking lot?
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:37 PM
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Your drummer threw your bass across a parking lot?
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:46 PM
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why is he still alive?
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:51 PM
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why is he still alive?
Not sure. We both can stand each other as friends, just to hang out, but once we talk about music we clash.
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:55 PM
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i would shove his drum set up his ass in a heart beat.
just think man this is whats refereed to as "paying your dues"
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Old 05-24-2010, 07:06 PM
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Wait a minute....this idiot threw your bass across a parking lot, then you borrowed your friend's bass and put it in harm's way, as well?

What's it gonna run to get it back to spec.?

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Not sure. We both can stand each other as friends, just to hang out, but once we talk about music we clash.
Well, he clashes, you get clashed.
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Old 05-24-2010, 07:10 PM
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Actually, the question is.... Why is he still your drummer?
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Old 05-24-2010, 07:35 PM
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Wait a minute....this idiot threw your bass across a parking lot, then you borrowed your friend's bass and put it in harm's way, as well?
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Good question!
Yeah, don't be "that guy". Don't be that dude who's a SLOW LEARNER.
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Old 05-24-2010, 07:42 PM
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Wait a minute....this idiot threw your bass across a parking lot, then you borrowed your friend's bass and put it in harm's way, as well?

What's it gonna run to get it back to spec.?

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Drummer payed for the damages, should cost between, 30-100 dollars depending on what i get.
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Old 05-25-2010, 04:37 AM
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Drummer payed for the damages, should cost between, 30-100 dollars depending on what i get.
*Spend the $100 and ask the lender's forgiveness.

*Drummer?....friend? With friends like that, who needs enemies?

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I think if the drummer threw my bass across the parking lot. The next thing that would happend is a team of doctors would be holding a bull session on how to remove it from his ass!!!
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Old 05-25-2010, 05:06 AM
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I think if the drummer threw my bass across the parking lot. The next thing that would happend is a team of doctors would be holding a bull session on how to remove it from his ass!!!
Already been done on "House M.D." Think he used his cane to pry it out.

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