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Old 07-18-2001, 11:29 AM
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Old 07-18-2001, 11:35 AM
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My Rottweiler is also named Jaco.

Pacman named his Great Dane Jaco.

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Old 07-18-2001, 02:16 PM
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My cat is named Jaco.
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Old 07-18-2001, 04:15 PM
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Who's "Jaco?"
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Old 07-18-2001, 04:44 PM
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Who's "Jaco?"
He'sw the guy who invented those spinner things that go in beer cans to make them act like kegs right? right? right?
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He'sw the guy who invented those spinner things that go in beer cans to make them act like kegs right? right? right?
Now that's phunnie
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Old 07-18-2001, 07:03 PM
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does your dog have Fleas? did he get them out in the Field(y)?
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does your dog have Fleas? did he get them out in the Field(y)?
Ahhh yeah good one JT!



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stupid people never cease to entertain me.

"i said do you speakahh ma language....?? he just smiled and gave me a vegemite..sandwich"

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Old 07-19-2001, 02:50 AM
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He'sw the guy who invented those spinner things that go in beer cans to make them act like kegs right? right? right?
Don't be silly. Jaco's the guy with the ladder. I think.
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Don't be silly. Jaco's the guy with the ladder. I think.
Thats Jacob. Jaco was a crazy Mexican who invented some mexican food chain.. don't you guys get Jaco Bell too?

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Old 07-19-2001, 11:30 AM
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Thats Jacob. Jaco was a crazy Mexican who invented some mexican food chain.. don't you guys get Jaco Bell too?
No, actually we don't.
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Well Im naming my dog Fieldy!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! j/k

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Old 07-19-2001, 11:34 AM
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Now why would you want to insult a dog like that? Both of my dogs are too musical to be named "Fieldy"
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Old 07-19-2001, 11:38 AM
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I agree. That's animal cruelty you know.
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Old 07-19-2001, 12:19 PM
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fieldy would be a good name for a gerbil.
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Old 07-19-2001, 12:43 PM
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JT, I believe you're on to something here! There are definite parallels...

Gerbil on a wheel: running a mile a minute, going absolutely nowhere, making clicking noises
Fieldy bassline: .........well, you get the idea.........
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Old 07-19-2001, 01:27 PM
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But the dog next door to me could be called Fieldy. Noise it makes.
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JT, I believe you're on to something here! There are definite parallels...

Gerbil on a wheel: running a mile a minute, going absolutely nowhere, making clicking noises
Fieldy bassline: .........well, you get the idea.........
At least the gerbil stays in a halfway decent tuning.
Fieldy's tuning makes me shudder.

*shudders*
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fieldy would be a good name for a gerbil.

...In a microwave....??

There is a band i think called Screeching Weasel.. i dunno my brother was on tabcrawler looking at the chord charts. One song detailed how to put a gerbil in a microwave..hmmm



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Hey, I have a guinea pig and it deserves better than Fieldy!
...I wish I HAD a dog to name Jaco...
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