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Old 07-20-2001, 05:16 AM
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Hey Guinea Pigs are worthy of good names! Back in Jr. High School, I had one we named Ted Nugent (we saw a resemblance somehow). He was a refugee from a lab experiment testing steroids and was HUGE. He lived in a cage on our back porch..one day I came home and there was a hole in the cage, Ted was gone...there was black hair and blood all over. Ted was brown.
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Hey Guinea Pigs are worthy of good names! Back in Jr. High School, I had one we named Ted Nugent (we saw a resemblance somehow). He was a refugee from a lab experiment testing steroids and was HUGE. He lived in a cage on our back porch..one day I came home and there was a hole in the cage, Ted was gone...there was black hair and blood all over. Ted was brown.
Good Lord Almighty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I certainly hope that's not a true story.
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Uhhmmm, I have a dog named "Mojo Jojo" after the evil monkey from the Powerpuff girls... does that count for anything?
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Uhhmmm, I have a dog named "Mojo Jojo" after the evil monkey from the Powerpuff girls... does that count for anything?
MOJOJOJO ROXORS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love that show man!!!!!!!!!!! Im always going for Mojo to win too!!!!!!!!!!!! (who aint?)

To quote the almighty Mojojojo...... "CURSES !!!!!!!"

Hmmm.........I think Ill put that in my signature sometime soon.........
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HA, while on the subject. Did anyone ever see that episode of the Powerpuff girls where Mojo Jojo get's locked up in jail at the end and he's in their with this big dude, and the announcer guy says "Love is in the air..." etc. and the guy looks at Mojo and just smiles. AN OBVIOUS PRISION RAPE JOKE IN A CARTOON ON CARTOON NETWORK! HOW AWESOME IS THAT!... come on, I know Traveler and myself aren't the only bassists who watch the Powerpuff girls
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AN OBVIOUS PRISION RAPE JOKE IN A CARTOON ON CARTOON NETWORK! HOW AWESOME IS THAT!... come on, I know Traveler and myself aren't the only bassists who watch the Powerpuff girls
Times like this i am glad to be in Australia. Powerpuff girls? Prison sex? Cartoons?

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lol, yes I did see that episode, but thought little of it. It seems subliminal messages such as those are strewn through numerous cartoons. And I know someone else in here watches PP girls !!!!!!!!!!
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Jaco was a crazy Mexican who invented some mexican food chain.. don't you guys get Jaco Bell too?

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Nope... That's "Taco Bell"... perhaps Jaco was the crazy american which invented that fast food burguers place called "Jaco In The BoX"... right?

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Not to fond of the Powerpuff girls, but Ed, Edd, & Eddy is the greatest cartoon ever made. No question.
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lol, yes I did see that episode, but thought little of it. It seems subliminal messages such as those are strewn through numerous cartoons. And I know someone else in here watches PP girls !!!!!!!!!!

yup exactly.

the guy who created the powerpuff girls originally made that cartoon as a joke, and they were called the Whoop-Ass Girls. The professor was an old guy who always made passes at the girls, and the girls were teenagers (i think they were teenagers). he dumbed it down to make it tv friendly, and im sure he still has some of his old pranks still in the show, if you look hard enough.


this has nothing to do with pets, but oh well
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Nope... That's "Taco Bell"... perhaps Jaco was the crazy american which invented that fast food burguers place called "Jaco In The BoX"... right?

LMAO!!!

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I don't know who Jaco is either...

Who is he? For real?
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