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11-24-2010, 05:06 PM
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at band practice yesterday my drummer found out the chick he's been talking to was only 18 (he's 26) so he feels a little creepy.
Well he got a text saying something along the lines of "I'm just a baby so I'm a little nervous about going any further with you."
I told him to reply "I have plenty of candy no worries."
He then threw his water bottle at me (usaually happens at least once a practice) and hit my bass... My Traben to be specific... My first instinct was to throw my crate at him but I stopped... Time for revenge. any suggestions?
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11-24-2010, 05:08 PM
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11-24-2010, 05:08 PM
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11-24-2010, 05:09 PM
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11-24-2010, 05:11 PM
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11-24-2010, 05:12 PM
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11-24-2010, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by xxfaux_punkxx Well he got a text saying something along the lines of "I'm just a baby so I'm a little nervous about going any further with you."
| If he fell for that line, you need no revenge  . 
God Bless, Ray
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11-24-2010, 05:14 PM
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11-24-2010, 05:15 PM
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Or just put plastic wrap over his toilet seat.
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11-24-2010, 05:32 PM
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11-24-2010, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Genericbassname Get a prescription for some kind of STD medication, then put it on his pillow. Make sure you have some sort of conversation with the jailbait beforehand where STDs "come up" and mention the types of treatment.
Or just put plastic wrap over his toilet seat. | I'm trying this at home. Seriously! 
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11-24-2010, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by plangentmusic So...what? Now the bass is no good for metal? | +1  |
11-24-2010, 05:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Owasso, OK | | | So she's 18. She's legal. Why feel creepy? That just means she hasn't had as long to go crazy. |
11-24-2010, 05:46 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Virginia Beach, VA | | | Place a paper bag full of dog poop on his kickdrum pedal and set it afire. When he starts stomping on it to extinguish the flames, launch into "Gimme 3 Steps".
....provided he doesn't screw up the tempo within the first few bars.
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11-24-2010, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by R. Laevinus Man... I'd say you had that one coming. | This.
Maybe next time you'll learn to just keep your mouth shut.
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11-24-2010, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Zooberwerx Place a paper bag full of dog poop on his kickdrum pedal and set it afire. When he starts stomping on it to extinguish the flames, launch into "Gimme 3 Steps".
....provided he doesn't screw up the tempo within the first few bars. | ^
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11-24-2010, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Put your nutsac on his snare? | he'd expect that from me. Quote:
Originally Posted by Bassdude404 Go out with his little sister...That'll show him!!.... | he's an only child. Quote:
Originally Posted by cassanova This.
Maybe next time you'll learn to just keep your mouth shut. | I don't believe in cencorship espeacially when a good joke is involved.
but there's no doubt that I desirved something thrown at me. It's just that he hit my bass.
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11-24-2010, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by plangentmusic So...what? Now the bass is no good for metal? | pfft you need an acoustic for metal. everybody knows that.
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11-24-2010, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by R. Laevinus
Man... I'd say you had that one coming.
This.
Maybe next time you'll learn to just keep your mouth shut.
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Originally Posted by xxfaux_punkxx I don't believe in cencorship espeacially when a good joke is involved. | | FTW!
F*** 'em.
That, or put some sheet music in front of him... |
11-24-2010, 06:02 PM
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