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Old 05-02-2008, 06:28 AM
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My Friendship with my best friend is becoming strained all because i play bass.

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Ok so, my friend keegan (thats awesome at guitar) allways makes fun of me because i switched from guitar to bass recently, he says its because its "easier". My reasons are:
1:I can pick up a bass and actually have fun playing
2:I have a very agressive playing style that rattles the strings on a guitar that my bass can actually handles
3:Strings on a guitar are far to close for my liking
4: I just enjoy the sound of bass!

What should I do here!?!?
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:31 AM
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1 - Don't let it get to you
2 - if he keeps up, hang out w/ someone else

No big deal really - if he's acting like a punk hang out w/ someone else. Is his opinion on why you play bass really that important?
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:33 AM
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Your friend is immature. Give him a few years before he wises up.

Your other option is to give him the bass and watch him make a fool of himself.
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1 - Don't let it get to you
2 - if he keeps up, hang out w/ someone else

No big deal really - if he's acting like a punk hang out w/ someone else. Is his opinion on why you play bass really that important?
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Your friend is immature. Give him a few years before he wises up.

Your other option is to give him the bass and watch him make a fool of himself.
Yup, they just about summed it up.
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:43 AM
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I think he'd be delighted to have somebody to hold stuff together while he plays his awesome guitar solos. How many more friggin guitar players does the world really need?? The answer is none, none more.
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Sounds like coming of age. you've become a bass player and your friend has become the guitar player, Congrats you won!
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:20 AM
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I think you stole my sig.! kinda, you stole the theme! *shakes fist* I think its cool that i influence people though
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:29 AM
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The world is overloaded with bandless guitarists who sit at home and wank out solos without learning anything really useful for playing with others like rhythm
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:19 AM
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sorry tom =D
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make a friend who's a drummer.
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:48 AM
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Jam with him!!
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+1 Instant band!!

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Tell him his little guitar is "cute."
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Old 05-02-2008, 11:25 AM
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He plays a BC RICH mick thompson custom warlock. its hideous.
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Old 05-02-2008, 11:53 AM
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get a 7 string bass.
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Old 05-02-2008, 01:47 PM
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Your other option is to give him the bass and watch him make a fool of himself.
I, for one, think this suggestion is brilliant! I'd love to know the result if someone tries this.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:26 PM
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Every guitar player I know who picks up the bass wanks all over it and does crazy lines. I'm the only dedicated bassist out of my entire circle of musicians. Looks really cool, maybe for a solo, but doesn't fly for a bassline, haha.

This is what you do: Next time he makes fun of you, cry, that'll show him. I ended up hurting myself really bad (stabbed my hand) as they made fun of me for playing bass, and I started to tear up, holding my hand, all they saw that I was crying so they never made fun of me again. It's a -10 on the manly scale, but it works like hell.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:14 PM
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This is what you do: Next time he makes fun of you, cry, that'll show him. I ended up hurting myself really bad (stabbed my hand) as they made fun of me for playing bass
that makes so little sense lol.

anyway, just tell the guy that you don't wanna hear his crap. you chose to play bass because it's what you feel, not because its what you should play.

anyway, being in a band is f'ing cool, you're far more likely to find one now that you're a bass player, while he'll be twiddling in his bedroom waiting for a band to need a new guitarist!
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Just wait till he has a band that needs a bassist. When he asks you, revel in the moment in whichever way you wish.
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:00 PM
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Nah,I'm in my own band and i offered him to be a third guitarist, he came in, started bossing us around and told me i couldnt scream anymore. I put myfoot down and booted him out and now he says im a control freak
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then he's an idiot
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