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Old 09-04-2011, 04:30 PM
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Old 09-04-2011, 04:34 PM
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Old 09-04-2011, 04:46 PM
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And you could add, provides the cell phone so they can call the locksmith.
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Old 09-04-2011, 04:54 PM
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i dont get it
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the majority of my posts are done on the throne. yesterday i got poo on my keyboard.
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^^^ must be a drummer

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Old 09-04-2011, 05:48 PM
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What could be possibly be offensive about two musicians selflessly working together to free their musical brethren from an enclosed space? Brother, helping brother, helping brother.
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^^^ must be a drummer

And I'm not sure which is funnier, the actual line for the t-shirt or the signature which says speak without offending just below it.

I play drums...
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Old 09-05-2011, 03:59 AM
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best shirt i've seen:

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