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10-19-2010, 10:32 AM
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So last night my roommate went out to the bar (don't ask) and came home with a girl, both slightly tipsy, and went to their room to, well, do what drunk college students do. While there, they start going through the motions but instead of the usual noises coming out it's stuff like "I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS!" and "YOU'RE MISSING OUT!"
In his drunken stupor he seemed to have forgotten that I pack a 325 watt bass amp, no shame and a strange sense of humor. Put those 3 together via an audio jack and you can probably guess where this is going.
They were quiet after that and he just laughed at me this morning 
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10-19-2010, 10:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego, CA, USA | | | Cool story, bro.
/sorry, couldn't resist. |
10-19-2010, 10:52 AM
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A few weeks back, we were at our rehearsal room/hang out spot with some friends. One of my friends became very "relaxed" and fell asleep on the floor. I have a 450W Marshall, an audio cable, and an iPod full of Slayer. He didn't sleep long.
I've also woken people up by plugging in, volume up, bass up, treble and mid down, wah fully depressed, and given out a truly vibratory sonic attack.
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10-19-2010, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by EdHunter  Dear me, that's good!
A few weeks back, we were at our rehearsal room/hang out spot with some friends. One of my friends became very "relaxed" and fell asleep on the floor. I have a 450W Marshall, an audio cable, and an iPod full of Slayer. He didn't sleep long.
I've also woken people up by plugging in, volume up, bass up, treble and mid down, wah fully depressed, and given out a truly vibratory sonic attack. | trying to hit the brown note 
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10-19-2010, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by perogato02 trying to hit the brown note | I may well have...
I've actually been able to mve a mug across a table using this method before.
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10-19-2010, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Mo'Phat Cool story, bro.
/sorry, couldn't resist. |  |
10-19-2010, 11:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Scotland | | | Hmmmm. A friend of mine fell asleep at a house party. We had an old hoover we had gutted the body and parts off, but there was still the motor and the impeller. We put enough plastic in the impeller to make it scream like a siren of some sort, lined it up next to this guy, fired it up and he refused to wake up. As far as I know he is still alive.....
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10-19-2010, 01:52 PM
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10-20-2010, 01:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kansas | | I would have gotten my guitarist friend over, to play some slow, smooth funky hip hop for them to grind to.
You know the sound...
"cho, wacka-wacka-wacka wacka wackow, wackawa"  |
10-20-2010, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by shadow_FIX I would have gotten my guitarist friend over, to play some slow, smooth funky hip hop for them to grind to.
You know the sound...
"cho, wacka-wacka-wacka wacka wackow, wackawa" | haha my old guitar player gave us a "bag of Barry White" for a wedding present lol it was pretty funny.. A Barry White CD, Bottle of wine, candles, and various other items.
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10-21-2010, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by shadow_FIX I would have gotten my guitarist friend over, to play some slow, smooth funky hip hop for them to grind to.
You know the sound...
"cho, wacka-wacka-wacka wacka wackow, wackawa" | I actually did that one night. I had a couple of friends over jamming in the living room of my old apartment. My roommate came home with some random bar floozy, so we provided them with a good funky soundtrack. For some reason he wasn't too pleased with me when we switched back to Death Metal five minutes later though...
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10-21-2010, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by EdHunter I've also woken people up by plugging in, volume up, bass up, treble and mid down, wah fully depressed, and given out a truly vibratory sonic attack. | God, that must sound like Satan is in the room howling.
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