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Old 05-13-2010, 10:42 PM
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Name my band!!!

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I am looking for something fun and crazy, 2 words.

It's a female fronted band.

We are going to play lots of "girl power" tunes (think Pink, Katy Perry, Rihanna, crap like that, actually I have to admit I love Pink).

We are going to also play some Heart, Benatar, stuff like that too.

I suck at naming bands.
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:49 PM
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Rouge unicorns
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:53 PM
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Poo poo.
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Poo poo.
Hmm... Not bad... You're in the right direction.
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:54 PM
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haha im still a fan of rouge unicorns.
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:55 PM
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Loli-pop

You might have to explain it every time, though.
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:03 PM
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:23 PM
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Yes... please.... don't stop
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:24 PM
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Old 05-13-2010, 11:34 PM
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Miss Kitty and the Swingin' Richards

I know,too many words,but catchy!
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Old 05-14-2010, 02:17 AM
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