name some bass woman similarity

[tribus]

they both are either active or passive.

[your idol]

i prefer both with a big bottom end and full scale.

[gjbassist]

Both have nice curves! Maybe that is why I like the shape of a jazz bass so much!

[nortonrider]

sometimes you gotta slap them to get the results you want.
I keed, I keed.

[Ric5]

A Bass Guitar is masculine not feminine. Guitars and keyboards play pretty quaint melodies that are pretty and sweet. But a bass guitar has to be kept chained up in the basement to protect the women and children. We don't play sweet pretty melodies on our basses. When we play notes we rattle the floor. We don't dare lay chords because we might knock the planets out of alignment. We put the sub in subwoofer. We are the force that puts people on the dance floor. We tie the pretty melodic guitars and keyboards together with the drums. We make the band groove. But are basses are not feminine. We make the deep low masculine notes.

[lowfreq33]

Originally Posted by Ric5

A Bass Guitar is masculine not feminine. Guitars and keyboards play pretty quaint melodies that are pretty and sweet. But a bass guitar has to be kept chained up in the basement to protect the women and children. We don't play sweet pretty melodies on our basses. When we play notes we rattle the floor. We don't dare lay chords because we might knock the planets out of alignment. We put the sub in subwoofer. We are the force that puts people on the dance floor. We tie the pretty melodic guitars and keyboards together with the drums. We make the band groove. But are basses are not feminine. We make the deep low masculine notes.

Sounds like someone's a little insecure

[steveksux]

Slapping is best used sparingly? And never done in Guitar Center in front of witnesses?

Randy

[scrunks11]

they can be played with a finger or a pick

[lolaviola]

If you're not careful, both may embarrass you in public.

[kayakbass]

Without regular maintanence they both can be a REAL pain the butt....

[kayakbass]

You don't always get what you pay for!

[5StringBlues]

They can both shrink your bank account if you aren't careful.

[sikamikanico]

sometimes that g string is just redundant...

[bassteban]

Ric5, interesting but I'd rather not touch a male the way I touch my basses- and on THAT note, somewhat dis-similarly to most of my limited experience w/women, basses don't care how many others you have in your stable/harem.

[Twocan]

Headless is convenient and easier to travel with.

[JimiLL]

Both sing when fingered properly

[randy clere]

PHAT BOTTOMS RULE! DEEP< CREAMY TONE!

[tribus]

for both, you always keep new batteries.

[Twocan]

Heavy ones tend to be left at home and get little action.

[plankspanker13]

They both look great with a little polish, and good specimens of both melt in my hands.