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Old 11-29-2007, 08:53 PM
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National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue

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Good for a few laughs, I chuckled through the whole thing.
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:36 PM
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i loved it LONG LIVE THE FUNK BITCHES
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Old 11-29-2007, 11:45 PM
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A call from Parliamentary leaders to "get up for the down stroke" was interpreted by members of both parties as a statement of support.
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Old 11-30-2007, 12:00 AM
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"Until our country's funky leaders can resolve this deadlock, U.S. funk leadership, and the booties of all Americans, will remain immobilized."

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Old 11-30-2007, 09:41 AM
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Now this is funky. lol.

The people just need to remember what George Clinton said, "Free your ass and your mind will follow."
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I don't like party politics all that much...I'm really more of an UH!-ndependent.
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Old 11-30-2007, 01:05 PM
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:46 PM
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I believe this quote is the definitive answer

Woody: Nice cold beer coming up, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: You mean, `Nice cold beer going *down* Mr. Peterson.'
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