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03-24-2007, 10:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | never leave ur bass alone with your drummer and guitarist...
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Yesterday we had a bit of a jam at the drummers house, and then I went and bought a second hand bubinga warwick corvette....loooks beautiful, but thats a whole nother thread...anyway went to drop home and grab wax and other items to clean her up....leaving my guitarist having a shot on my fretless ibanez i also took...
On the way home i get a text message saying "we took your bass apart". Funny dudes, so i message back something about their mothers (as we always do in bands). Few mins later, get a picture message saying "we weren't kidding", with this pic attached.... 
Idiots actually did it! they even took the saddles off the bridge...luckily i saw the funny side of it!!
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03-24-2007, 10:37 PM
|  | Mr. Pompous A$$ | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Los Angeles area | | OK.. .so it's on... keep a small makita with various bits in your case and get em both back ASAP~ guitarists can be super protective about their guitars even when the instruments are crap... something tells me they won't see the humor when it's happened to them... and the poor drummer... chances are that even with written instructions he won't be able to figure out how to put it all back together!!  |
03-24-2007, 10:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Greater Sacramento CA area | | The coolest small thing you could do is to introduce a "buzz" in the line.
Nothing drive a guitar player nuts faster than having a ground issue somewhere in all of his/her stuff. 
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03-24-2007, 11:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | yeh its all good...bit of a laugh...drummer is taking the body to get refinished so its cool....it was gonna have to come apart at some stage!!
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03-24-2007, 11:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | Hahah, Jono that's a classic! |
03-24-2007, 11:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: Lafayette, IN | | | Nice! Loosen the drummer's kick pedal beater so it flies up into his nuts while he's playing! |
03-24-2007, 11:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | haha he's broken his kick drum pedals last 2 gigs running....he's a massive dude, and one of hardest hitters i've seen....freakin amazing drummer too, learnt from virgil donati's teacher!
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03-25-2007, 10:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Wolverhampton, UK | | What a waste.
They should have waited till April Fools  |
03-25-2007, 12:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Saint John, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmayx  What a waste.
They should have waited till April Fools |
yeah really! still an awesome prank though, haha.
you should just unplug the ground wire on your guitarist's axe. see what havoc it wreaks. |
03-25-2007, 12:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bronx, New York | | | Ya doods is evil.
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03-25-2007, 04:13 PM
| | | | That's pretty funny. I think they even kept the strings on the tuners. |
03-26-2007, 06:22 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: New Jersey | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarchyok Idiots actually did it! they even took the saddles off the bridge...luckily i saw the funny side of it!! | I don't get it. |
03-26-2007, 06:27 AM
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03-26-2007, 04:36 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | You should take apart and put back together their instruments so you have your guitarists guitar body attached the the kick drum head and guitar nuts on his snare tuners so that they have a frankenstein's monster of a hybrid instrument. |
03-26-2007, 04:42 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: So Cal | | Your drummer needs to discover exactly how many pieces his kit can be broken down to.  |
03-26-2007, 05:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | All ideas of revenge taken on board
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03-26-2007, 06:07 PM
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Moog Artist in Rock/Pop 5th down | | | | | take the drummers drums apart, and then set them loosely back together so that when he hits them, they all fall apart around him. then, take your guitarists amp and set all the knobs exactly how he likes them, but make the actuall settings zero, and loosen the knobs so that when he turns them, they dont actually change the settings. dont do that alone though, to top it off, set his amp up so that all of the lights turn on, but the amp itself isnt actually on. this works best if you hook up batteries. |
03-27-2007, 04:31 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar You should take apart and put back together their instruments so you have your guitarists guitar body attached the the kick drum head and guitar nuts on his snare tuners so that they have a frankenstein's monster of a hybrid instrument. |
Or, take apart his guitar, and put bits and pieces in different drums!
ie, the Body in the floor tom, the neck in the bass drum, and pieces are hardware in a snare and other toms. |
03-27-2007, 04:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ontario, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by HomeBrewTJ Nice! Loosen the drummer's kick pedal beater so it flies up into his nuts while he's playing! |
ha ha ha ha, I am still laughing lol, i just pictured my drummer getting hit in the nuts with both beaters lol.
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03-27-2007, 04:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Kane, PA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by evan_phi yeah really! still an awesome prank though, haha.
you should just unplug the ground wire on your guitarist's axe. see what havoc it wreaks. | you mean kill him?
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