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Old 06-06-2007, 04:24 PM
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Never Leave Your Big Boxer Dog In a Tiled Room Alone With Your Bass

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Just had a heart stopping moment with my Ibanez 5 string. Was sitting in the dining area just off the kitchen, going through the usual - scales, songs, blah blah. Phone goes off. Off goes the amp. Un leash the bass. Place it on the stand, and promptly go to the hallway to answer the phone.

Thirty seconds later, I hear a crash.... phone goes down, and looked into the other room. there was the bass lying face down on the tiled floor with dog sniffing it. (He has been recently getting more and more curious about the basses)

In a panic, I finished the call, looked at the bass. Nothing hanging off, and nothing at right angles. Plugged it in. Working. Tone and volume knobs working fine, and even still more or less in tune. (b string a bit flat, but hey).

*phew*. Another thorough examination, and appeared ok.

Lesson: Do not practice in a tiled kitchen/dining/tv room when nosey dogs are about. If you have to, do not leave bass unattended with aformentioned dog. If you didn't have a heart condition beforehand, you would certainly ease yourself into one quite quickly.

Actually, while Im thinking of it, Is there anything Im overlooking? Just have images of something stupid happening like it going out of tune by looking at it, or strings start snapping or something as a result!
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Old 06-06-2007, 04:44 PM
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Don't worry I've done something similar. At home I usually use the front room as a practice room. One night I went out of the room to answer my mobile and left my bass propped up against the wall (yeah, stupid I know). I stodd just outside the door and took my call. Next thing I knew I heard a clanging crash noise.
The cause? One of my two Westies had come in and started chewing the strap, pulling it off the wall and bringing it to the ground. I assumed she was asleep when I began practicing...big mistake!
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Old 06-06-2007, 04:45 PM
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your probably fine, although it is a ibanez...lol
I've seen worse happen and they still play great, just go over it and wiggle some stuff and make sure everything is still attached.
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Old 06-06-2007, 07:29 PM
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Hey, could have been worse; the dog could have passed judgement on your playing by widdling over the bass!!
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Old 06-07-2007, 04:23 AM
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I quite possibly could have sent several people running to the toilet when I plug my bass in, but the dog seems to appreciate my playing (well, at best he shows a total dis-interest when I plug it in)!! lol
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Old 06-07-2007, 05:45 AM
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I thought you were going to say the dog was chewing on the neck or something when you came in

At least its still fine and it plays
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Old 06-07-2007, 07:56 AM
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I've got an old HH Bass Machine head - it was my first amp, which I bought from the guitarist of my first real band. He owned a pitbull, which had taken a liking to the amp, and would sit and chew the platic corners of the amp (the dog not the guitarist - keep up!).

Most amps would have been destroyed by this treatment, but the HH is so heavy and bombproof, there are a few marks on the corner.

By comparison my cats took an interest in my Hartke Kickback - Why do they cover amps in the same material as scratching posts!!! One of my cabs has suffered this fate too...

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Old 06-07-2007, 08:13 AM
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I've a 20 year old 30w prctice amp at home. There's corners off it and rips on the back and has been in backs of vans & cars on the bumpiest of journeys. And it still works!! It's only in the last month or so it's started slightly buzzing!

EDIT: I think the years of accumulated stickers on it are keeping it in one piece
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Old 06-07-2007, 09:30 AM
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By comparison my cats took an interest in my Hartke Kickback - Why do they cover amps in the same material as scratching posts!!! One of my cabs has suffered this fate too...

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Yeh my cat hasn't figured it out yet.. he still uses the couch

I think the lessons are A) don't leave your basses on a stand in a tiled area with young kids or pets around B) Teach your cats to scratch everything else except carpeted surfaces, problem solvered
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B) Teach your cats to scratch everything else except carpeted surfaces, problem solvered
Untill they start scratching your bass... (which isn't carpeted... unless you're ZZ-top)
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Old 06-07-2007, 12:47 PM
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I have a boxer, and for some reason he is really behaved without us having even taught him much. He won't touch my basses/guitars. He's awesome. I'm gonna go hug him right now.
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Old 06-07-2007, 12:48 PM
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Its an Ibanez youll be fine, but may I just say this... DUH!!
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Old 06-08-2007, 11:55 AM
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I have a studio at my house and two black labs (Conan & Stewie) Stewie, (the 125lb big one ) likes to hang out in the studio when the band or I are practiceing. He never bothered any thing until last month. I too went to answer the phone in the other room. When I got back he had chewed through two mike cables on the drum set . I ended up buying new cables for our drummer.
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