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Old 09-03-2010, 12:30 PM
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The new black

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Found this while shopping for custom speaker covers.

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Help me decide.
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:31 PM
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Ebony.

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Old 09-03-2010, 12:34 PM
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I got a black Tuki.
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:34 PM
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Too funny. The choices are tough to make a decision on.
Did'nt Ford say you could get the model T in any color as long as you wanted black?
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:40 PM
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"Black Is Black" , I want my baby back - remember that song?
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:43 PM
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"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."
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Old 09-03-2010, 12:45 PM
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"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black."
I love it! That is the first thing i thought of too!
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Old 09-03-2010, 05:46 PM
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I don't know. None of those seem blackish enough.....
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:47 PM
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"Black Is Black" , I want my baby back - remember that song?
DOH

Beat me to it, Los Bravos did it originally.

Besides, when talking black, they all look alike anyway.
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:50 PM
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Old 09-03-2010, 09:51 PM
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Found this while shopping for custom speaker covers.

Color Chart

Help me decide.
musta been a henry ford man.....the old tin lizzies came in "any color you want,long as it's black"....
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Old 09-04-2010, 01:48 PM
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Careful, once you go black, you'll never go back!

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Old 09-04-2010, 08:05 PM
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It seems they forgot one

As would have been suggested by Joe Pesci's character in Easy Money ( "classic" Rodney )

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Old 09-07-2010, 09:19 AM
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I like that pastel black.
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Old 09-07-2010, 09:31 AM
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Black is the second most numerous color in terms of shades, trumped only by...white.

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Old 09-07-2010, 04:53 PM
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"Got any blacker?"

From an old shoe ad over here - some goth dude wanted black shoes, but none were black enough...
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