| New kind of slap anyone can do...
Like this:
When FOH puts too much bass drum in the mix, walk out there and...SLAP!
When the guitar player is too loud and deep, turn around and...SLAP!
When the BL calls out Mustang Sally, go up front and...SLAP!
When it rains and they don't wanna pay you...SLAP! (make that SLAP, SLAP!).
When the chick singer, your girlfriend, gets too close to the male singer while singing...SLAP her! Then, SLAP him (aw, well, maybe it isn't his fault---then you get SLAPPED!).
When you get there and forgot your bass...SLAP! to the forehead!
What'd I forget...
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2001 American Series Jazz Bass / 1987 Jazz Bass Special
Markbass Little Mark III / dual 151P cabs / 121H combo
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