No stands

[Thor]

I just can't stand that ad.

[DaveDeVille]

Originally Posted by OtterOnBass

Thank goodness. I've had a rough time with some hard-nosed bands. I could use some easy-going, open-minded players.
That's as far as I need to read, just tell me where to audition, and I'll be there doing my thing.
My thing is playing 32nd notes down to low B with my "musician's best friend" music stand,
which helps me since I'm currently in 5 bands and forget the music for each of them.

... i LOL'd

Originally Posted by Medford Bassman

... I'd rather have someone with a stand playing the right notes or singing the right words
rather than some garbled nonsense because they can't find the note, chord or lyric.

... this .

[JohnMCA72]

Originally Posted by Marley's Ghost

Someone has to answer this ad and go out for an audition. And be sure to bring a large music stand.

...with a light on it!

JM

[konodl18]

Originally Posted by Thor

I just can't stand that ad.

HA!

Oh crap, I posted on this twice now... I'm a loser

[BASSDROID]

That ad is a gift from the gods of comedy. Thank you gods of comedy!

BTW, what is a "seasoned bass player" and what are they seasoned with? Some sort of dry rub?

[JumboJack]

Originally Posted by Thor

I just can't stand that ad.

[Ewo]

Dunno what it is, 'zackly, but something about the syntax in that ad reminds me of all those emails I keep getting about my dead relatives in faraway countries leaving me 80B euros (or something like that)... It can't be taken at face value. Hmn...

Aha! It's a cypher. Gotta break the code. So whole note and stand are code words for...um...

[kesslari]

We are not just fooling around, this is show business,we play rare popular tunes that people want to hear without music stands.

This confuses me. At our shows, dozens of people in the audience show up with music stands to hear popular tunes - popular tunes that people want to hear with music stands.