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Old 09-14-2010, 07:41 PM
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Listening to jazz too much? Does your head bob around for no perceptible reason? Do you say “man” far too often? Do you laugh for no known reason while listening to music? Do you know who Sonny, Diz. Oscar, Miles, Gil, Trane, Herbie, Chick and McCoy are?

For relief from these symptoms take NOGRUVATAL, the little square white pill.

Side effects way include a desire for order and control, an irresistible desire to march, the secret purchase of a baton, complacency, and a yearning for twang.

If these side effects persist, go the Seattle Drum School this Monday, March 1 to hear the Jim Knapp Orchestra. All will be well.

-- I got this earlier this year in an email from Jim Knapp (who no longer has this first monday gig in Seattle) I was reminded of it and thought I would pass it along.
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