NON PROFESSIONAL BASS PLAYER TO COMPLETE YOUR GROUP

[RustyAxe]

Craigslist:

ATTENTION UNESTABLISHED BANDS......I HAVENT SPENT ANY YEARS IN THE NEW YORK SCENE OR ANY OTHER SCENE FOR THAT MATTER..I AM A UNPROFESSIONAL BASS PLAYER WITH ONLY 15 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND MY WORK ETHICS SUCK, LUCKILY I AM LOOKING FOR A BAND NOT A JOB .I BRING TO THE TABLE, A SIX PACK OF BEER, KINDA SLOPPY PLAYING,SOME EQUIPMENT THAT WAS AT SOME -POINT IN TIME CONSIDERED TOP OF THE LINE BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I WILL PROBABLY PLAY TO LOUD. I AM INTERESTED IN AVERSION OF THE FOLLOWING TYPES OF MUSIC...ROCK...HARD ROCK. COCK ROCK... PUNK ROCK..ETC

MY INFLUENCES ARE AS FOLLOWED...WOMEN... 70S PORN.... BEER... GNR.... SOCIAL DISTORTION...., ACDC...., BLACK SABBATH..... VELVET REVOLVER....... BOOBIES..... OLD MOTLEY CRUE....THE CULT...THE CLASH...BEER....BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION...I ALSO ENJOY LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND A LOT OF THE 80'S 90'S AND CURRENT MODERN ROCK MUSIC THAT IS SO POPULAR WITH THE KIDS THESE DAYS ..ETC..I AM LOOKING TO PLAY WITH IMMATURE MUSICIANS (AGES 25-35) INTERESTED IN HAVING SOME FUN, DRINKING A FEW BEERS, AND MAKING A FEW $$$$...THE FOLLOWING ARE ENCOURAGED TO APPLY TO THIS ADVERTISEMENT..(HEAD CASES-- CONTROL FREAKS-- ROCK STARS WITHOUT A RECORD LABEL) NOTE.....IM TO LAZY TO DRIVE FURTHER THEN 30 MINUTES FROM THE DANBURY AREA AND BECAUSE I HAVE A REAL JOB (BORING) AND A WIFE IN KIDS AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON TOUR IM AFRAID THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

P.S. DONT YOU HATE WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IN ALL CAPS

[punkinfantry]

I like this guy's can-do attitude, he even has a wife in his kids!

[dave_p]

Is that Danbury ct? I could really use a sub.

[metlman72]

If he brings beer it can't be all that bad.

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by metlman72

If he brings beer it can't be all that bad.

Id at least give him an audition, even if I already play the bass...

[FuzzBoxVoodoo]

It appears to seperate him from the crowd,don't know if that's good or bad.

[AdamR]

LOL, That was my add. It didnt work but I got some great feedback from it.

[VanillaThundah]

The guys of Velvet Revolver should be honored...they beat out "boobies" on the list of influences

[AdamR]

Originally Posted by punkinfantry

I like this guy's can-do attitude, he even has a wife in his kids!

My bass playing is only slightly better then my grammar

[drummer5359]

Originally Posted by AdamR

My bass playing is only slightly better then my grammar

Having your ad cause a thread on TB is a great honor...


sort of.

[AdamR]

I am kinda honored. The story behind is there was another add on craigslist for months that was the exact opposite. Professional Bass Player for your band. He was looking for a paid gig, very straight cut, No social drinking at practice and wanted to do the standard RnB, Classic Rock stuff.

I figured Im nothing more then your average hard rock bassist with a relax attitude so I changed his add and toss it up. It actually got flagged and removed. LOL

[Bayonet]

Originally Posted by AdamR

I am kinda honored. The story behind is there was another add on craigslist for months that was the exact opposite. Professional Bass Player for your band. He was looking for a paid gig, very straight cut, No social drinking at practice and wanted to do the standard RnB, Classic Rock stuff.

I figured Im nothing more then your average hard rock bassist with a relax attitude so I changed his add and toss it up. It actually got flagged and removed. LOL

If i could i'd give you the internetz,cause you deserved it.
i'm still laughing now.

[Ubersheist]

Originally Posted by FuzzBoxVoodoo

It appears to seperate him from the crowd,don't know if that's good or bad.

Doesn't being a bass player alone usually separate you out enough?

[AdamR]

There seems to be more bass players then bands in my area.