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Old 11-16-2006, 06:37 PM
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Am I the only one who managed to turn one of those "Incredibly beautifull but incredibly drunk" girls down while being a single?
(That also MIGHT have something to do with the fact she threw up the second we left stage and no breathmints on site...)
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Old 11-16-2006, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Stuggi
More gigsluts for the bassplayer.

TB could put that on a t-shirt.

I usually threaten to break thumbs, easier to get hold of. Sadly people stop trying to prove that it can't be done when their thumb reach a 45 degree angle.
my thumbs can almost touch the back of themselves without pressing them guess Im weird.

Bout to play my first gig next week, pray for ho's

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Old 11-27-2006, 03:12 PM
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Happens to me all the time..........................Not!

Tell the truth now, was she really that attractive???
About 22 or 23, kind of looked like Parker Posey (who I think is beautiful).

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Originally Posted by B-Notecowboy
and it doesn't matter because we are all married anyway.
Still... fun as hell to play the rock star. Nothin wrong with that, people!
What he said!
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