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Old 08-01-2001, 07:18 AM
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Posted this before but I think its bloody hilarious so for those who havent seen it yet check out...

http://www.theonion.com/onion3104/mothership.html
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That was beautiful!!! That's the only thing that would make a Hootie concert worth seeing. IMO.

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Old 08-01-2001, 09:53 AM
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LMAO, crazy.
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Old 08-02-2001, 06:28 AM
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LOL! i emailed that to my dad! bloody funny!
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Everytime I read that it gets funnier. What a bunch of babies. "Some people had to go to bed later than expected" "If I wanted to get funked up I would have . . ." If I had been there it probally would have been becuase a freind gave me a free ticket and drove me there. If I had saw that I would have been very happy.
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Old 08-02-2001, 07:46 AM
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hee hee! that's a good one.
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What a cool site

http://www.theonion.com/onion3637/bush_horrified.html
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Old 08-07-2001, 04:08 PM
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Hey!! I was at that concert. Didn't get to bed till 11:30!! You know how crazy that is?!

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This one is pretty good.


I like this one about Phish too.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3015/phishcollapse.html
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heee heee heee...

i had to read current events stories in broadcasting class last year, so i got one "clinton declares was on iraq" which had george clinton telling sadam hussien that he woul "put some funk in his trunk"
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Old 08-18-2001, 01:10 AM
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What a cool site

http://www.theonion.com/onion3637/bush_horrified.html
LOL! At least you get a nice big white house to live in...
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