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05-26-2009, 08:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Indy | | | Now No Minimum Age - Old Basstards Club
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After numerous requests to lower the minimum age requirement I've decided to eliminate it. If you feel old you probably are.
Here's the deal: to be a member you only have to be somewhat of a bastard. Being as goofy as a soup sandwich also helps.
Our motto - "Get off my stage!" 
I've got #1. Anybody want to go #2? 
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RIP, Etta James.
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05-26-2009, 09:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | hi there! 
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Originally Posted by Rage1331  The puddle of piddle which used to be little is rising around you. | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues YOU LIKE IT! IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO DO! | |
05-26-2009, 09:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | | Ok - NOW you can give me a number.
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. And with poop. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi Let us know how far you make it before mork comes out your nose. | |
05-26-2009, 10:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Indy | | 5StringBlues - #2.
Geeza - #3.
All you future basstards take your own &^%&$ number.
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RIP, Etta James.
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05-26-2009, 11:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | I'm in. Sign me up.
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Originally Posted by drpepper If we could have figured out what would have promoted further debauchery, we would have played that. | |
05-27-2009, 12:13 AM
|  | Bassist for The Patrick Godbey Band | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: New Orleans, LA USA | | | Ok I'll try this thread.
Sign me up! I was born an old bastard!! 50 years and going strong!
Cheers,
Jim
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05-28-2009, 01:01 PM
| | | | I am are be number (-1).
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
05-28-2009, 01:02 PM
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Builder: Rickett Customs | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Southern Maryland | | | Hey you bastid's ......Let me in.............. Feeling old, although I'm 33.. |
05-28-2009, 01:02 PM
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General Manager, Roscoe Guitars | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC, USA | | | Oh, I'm so in...
...but I ain't takin' one of your stinkin' numbers, I'm now Old Basstard Agent 86 (which is also my Bacon Club moniker).
Anyone have a problem with that can kiss my fat white hairy @$$....and then get the 4377 of my **********' lawn!
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On a more serious note, I agree with Gard (wow, don't quote me). - Thor (...keep it up, revenge is a dish best served cold, Mr. Thor...:ninja: )
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05-28-2009, 01:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Gard ...but I ain't takin' one of your stinkin' numbers, I'm now Old Basstard Agent 86 (which is also my Bacon Club moniker).
Anyone have a problem with that can kiss my fat white hairy @$$....and then get the 4377 of my **********' lawn! | Eh?Speak up sonny,cant hear ya!
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Originally Posted by Rage1331 The puddle of piddle which used to be little is rising around you. | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues YOU LIKE IT! IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO DO! | |
05-28-2009, 01:28 PM
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General Manager, Roscoe Guitars | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC, USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Eh?Speak up sonny,cant hear ya! | If you can't hear, then why you complainin' about it? 
....lemme 'lone!
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On a more serious note, I agree with Gard (wow, don't quote me). - Thor (...keep it up, revenge is a dish best served cold, Mr. Thor...:ninja: )
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05-28-2009, 01:34 PM
| | | | *breaks out the switch* settle down chillin'.
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
05-28-2009, 03:13 PM
|  | He knows how to butter a muffin | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: DFW, Texas | | | #99 if you please. I am old, and certainly a bit of a basstard.
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05-28-2009, 03:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere in the maritimes. | | | I'm only 18, but my bones hurt when it rains. does this make me qualify?
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05-28-2009, 03:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: THE SHENANDOAH VALLEY,VA | | | Gimme one of dem numba's...........60 tomorrow / Bastard forever ! And proud of it |
05-28-2009, 03:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | Quote:
Originally Posted by El-Bob I'm only 18, but my bones hurt when it rains. does this make me qualify? | No,but you are well on your way.Complaining about various physical ailments is a good start.
Now,if you will excuse me,I have to go ice down my back and find my prep H.
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Originally Posted by Rage1331 The puddle of piddle which used to be little is rising around you. | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues YOU LIKE IT! IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO DO! | |
05-28-2009, 03:30 PM
| | | Hey, I'm only 18, I believe I have the 'ritus, I've owned a cane with hot rod flames, 60% of my day is spent studying economics, and I can hide a village in the wrinkles of my stomach.
Okay, maybe one of those was a lie...
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
05-28-2009, 04:17 PM
|  | Dr. Hook | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania US | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyber Soda Hey, I'm only 18, I believe I have the 'ritus, I've owned a cane with hot rod flames, 60% of my day is spent studying economics, and I can hide a village in the wrinkles of my stomach.
Okay, maybe one of those was a lie... | Never owned a flamed cane, did you? |
05-28-2009, 04:27 PM
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Artist:TC Electronic RH450 bass system | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Fort Madison, IA | | | I think I'm gonna have to take y'all 'round back of the shed .......and put a boot in your A#@!
Gimme a figgin' #
...and shut up! |
05-28-2009, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by timber22 Never owned a flamed cane, did you? | Well I didn't OWN it... but one of the villagers did try to sacrifice it to me. Appease the elderly bass gods!
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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