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Old 05-24-2010, 10:01 PM
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Looks like someone's 'got my number'!

(formerly #67)...
Gotcha covered.Still # 67.


mrjim's been nipping at the bottle ( Geritol ) again.
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Old 05-24-2010, 10:04 PM
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whocaresnotme - #67 (like it or shoot me - mrjim123 )
Count Bassie gets to shoot you...........





I already had a #67,68,and 69,if you look at the three posts previous to yours. (You old basstard)


whocaresnotme - #70





UPDATED LIST:



mrjim123 -# 1
5StringBlues - #2
geeza - #3
aus bass - #4
Jazzbo 58 - #5
Alembicplyr -# 6
GRISSLEHEAD - #7
John Wentzien -# 8
Steveaux -# 9
PopaWoody - #10
lBanks - #11
Jim B52 - #12
Zooberwerx - #13
Knifedge - #14
Jimmy Bones - #15
Marley's Ghost - #16
dhomer - #17
lowendfriend - #18
Anthowl - #19
bassteban - #20
Oopsdabassist - #21
txbasschik - #22
Shuffle - #23
MikeyP23 - # 24
CBgaragebassist - #25
ShirazBop - #26
Dave R - #27
ExaltBass - #28
gweimer - #29
foq1978 - #30
NortyFiner - #31
Fishheadjoe - #32
superfunk47 - #33
HazBeen - #34
Chad Michael - #35
Fullmetal - #36
kyrko1 - #37
timber22 -#38 ( take that,ya old basstard!)
mgash - #39
meycom - #40
Matt Dean - #41
Passinwind - #42
Lady Kayri - #43
Luke warm - #44
MKoby - #45
BlizzardBass - #46
burnunit - #47
david messier - #48
Ikester - #49
wshines1892 - #50
EricF - #51
D.I.X.bass - #52
plankspanker13 - #53
mongo2 - #54
mike.b - #55
ubone - #56
KrisH -#57
iriegnome - #58
c47 - #59
whatitstrue - #60
Rip Topaz - #61
coffin blurt - # 62
Stumbo - #63
iridiumrocks - #64
BrickBatMansion - #65
Lon - #66
Count Bassie - #67
mboogiemanusa - #68
caeman - #69
whocaresnotme - #70
Sharkman - #71(for obvious reasons)
LilRay - Agent #78
Wyrm74 - #99
Cyber Soda- # -1
Gard- # Agent 86
BD Bass - #395
eddievanbassman - #420
skyneed - number 777
Jools4001 - #4001
ScreaminSGs - #4003
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Old 05-24-2010, 10:25 PM
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Old 07-08-2010, 06:54 PM
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Sir,
I would love a number in your "old bassist" group please. I am 63, and most of my
friends thinks I am nuts. In fact my wife thinks I have lost the plot totally.
I hope this qualifies me.

Grandad Paul
Mediocre bass #596



Grandad Paul - # 72
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Working on making 55, born the day after James Dean died. Coincidence? I think NOT!
gm2_in_co - #73
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Old 07-08-2010, 07:08 PM
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Im 15 but the world old is subjective, to a 3 year old i am old. ill take 9000! please
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Old 07-08-2010, 07:10 PM
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Im 15 but the world old is subjective, to a 3 year old i am old. ill take 9000! please
Old Basstard is a state of mind.We got a few of 'em here under 21.So,welcome!


Now get the hell out of my yard!




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Old 07-08-2010, 07:29 PM
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mrjim123 -# 1
5StringBlues - #2
geeza - #3
aus bass - #4
Jazzbo 58 - #5
Alembicplyr -# 6
GRISSLEHEAD - #7
John Wentzien -# 8
Steveaux -# 9
PopaWoody - #10
lBanks - #11
Jim B52 - #12
Zooberwerx - #13
Knifedge - #14
Jimmy Bones - #15
Marley's Ghost - #16
dhomer - #17
lowendfriend - #18
Anthowl - #19
bassteban - #20
Oopsdabassist - #21
txbasschik - #22
Shuffle - #23
MikeyP23 - # 24
CBgaragebassist - #25
ShirazBop - #26
Dave R - #27
ExaltBass - #28
gweimer - #29
foq1978 - #30
NortyFiner - #31
Fishheadjoe - #32
superfunk47 - #33
HazBeen - #34
Chad Michael - #35
Fullmetal - #36
kyrko1 - #37
timber22 -#38 ( take that,ya old basstard!)
mgash - #39
meycom - #40
Matt Dean - #41
Passinwind - #42
Lady Kayri - #43
Luke warm - #44
MKoby - #45
BlizzardBass - #46
burnunit - #47
david messier - #48
Ikester - #49
wshines1892 - #50
EricF - #51
D.I.X.bass - #52
plankspanker13 - #53
mongo2 - #54
mike.b - #55
ubone - #56
KrisH -#57
iriegnome - #58
c47 - #59
whatitstrue - #60
Rip Topaz - #61
coffin blurt - # 62
Stumbo - #63
iridiumrocks - #64
BrickBatMansion - #65
Lon - #66
Count Bassie - #67
mboogiemanusa - #68
caeman - #69
whocaresnotme - #70
Sharkman - #71(for obvious reasons)
Grandad Paul - #72
gm2_in_co - #73
rosanne - #74
LilRay - Agent #78
Wyrm74 - #99
Cyber Soda- # -1
Gard- # Agent 86
BD Bass - #395
eddievanbassman - #420
skyneed - number 777
Jools4001 - #4001
ScreaminSGs - #4003
Govier996 - #9000
fourfinger - #Pi
G RICH 5 - #Numbers are just ,well-numbers.
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:14 PM
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OOooo I wanna number, Im old enough to have seen DLR with VH on the women n children first tour. when i was still in High School.
Well, I'm old enough that I saw them open a 2-band show for Black Sabbath (with OO) right after the first VH album came out.

So I can make up my own number, dang it.
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:23 PM
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I'll take #Pi if that's not too irrational.
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:26 PM
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I'm in. Numbers are just, well-numbers.
Peace!
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:27 PM
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I'll take #Pi if that's not too irrational.
You are #Pi
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:29 PM
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I'm in. Numbers are just, well-numbers.
Peace!
You are #Numbers are just, well-numbers.







EDIT:List has been updated above.
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Old 07-09-2010, 12:18 AM
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Hey, I don't have a lawn, and I'm not grouchy, but I'm old. Can I join?
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Hey, I don't have a lawn, and I'm not grouchy, but I'm old. Can I join?
How 'bout #74?
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Old 07-09-2010, 12:49 AM
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How 'bout #74?
I'm honored. Six more years and I'll be that old.
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Old 07-09-2010, 12:52 AM
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:11 AM
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I play gigs in slippers. Can I have a number please?
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:17 AM
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Give me a # 51 going to be 52 in Sept
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I'm 43 and I'm as obsessed with my tone as much as my daily BM - when it doesn't happen I'm the king of Bastards ! Send me a number !
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