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Old 10-19-2009, 07:34 PM
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Old 10-19-2009, 08:30 PM
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I'm in. Age 54. Been playing the same '73 Jazz bass for 33 years. Still gig regularly. And I think roundwounds sound too twangy.
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Old 10-19-2009, 08:38 PM
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I'm in. Age 54. Been playing the same '73 Jazz bass for 33 years. Still gig regularly. And I think roundwounds sound too twangy.
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I say on a regular basis "Stupid kids dont know who John Lennon is."

Also, I dont use roundwounds at all.

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Old 10-19-2009, 09:20 PM
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Old 10-19-2009, 10:21 PM
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Old 10-19-2009, 11:03 PM
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Old 10-20-2009, 04:42 AM
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Old 10-20-2009, 06:24 AM
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children AND bass players are to be seen and not heard you rascals!
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Old 10-20-2009, 09:12 AM
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:04 AM
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:19 AM
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twenny wun?? you gave me nummer twenny wun??? how ole you tink I am boy????
^ Sorry,I was going by the year you were born! If ya got a special request for a certian number just ask.


And that goes for all you other Old Basstards too!


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Old 10-20-2009, 11:30 AM
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