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Old 12-16-2010, 12:20 AM
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The number 1 rule to refinishing your bass...

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DO NOT sand off the current paint job on the kitchen table and expect your fiance'/girlfriend/wife to be okay with it.


back to fighting the dog for the pillow on the floor.
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Old 12-16-2010, 09:44 AM
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those paint chemicals could be toxic

you should always sand outside / in a well ventilated area

of course you were wearing a dust mask, right?
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:02 AM
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umm... f***
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:07 AM
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:46 AM
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Put a transmission in the baththub; that'll distract her from the kitchen.

As you get older you'll learn more relationship-saving tricks like this.
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Old 12-16-2010, 12:38 PM
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Yes and clean your strings on a pot on her stove. My mom always loved that when I was young and broke.
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I tore an old plaster ceiling out of the kitchen of our first home and didn't even think to hang plastic up over the doorways.
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lol I gotta try that transmission trick.
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:01 PM
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lol I gotta try that transmission trick.
If you can get it past the pantyhose and bras that are hanging there, courtesy of the SO.
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Actually, the number one rule to refinishing is don't do it!
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the #1 rule to refinishing is to remember that the dust probably toxic chemicals. Use this knowledge to your advantage - wear a dust mask, do it in a well-ventilated area, keep it away from food, I'd even wear gloves and long sleeves while doing it.
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Apologize to her and that's that. If she can't accept your apology then she's the one with the problem. No man should expect to be kicked out of his own bed unless he has the right to do the same to *her* when *he's* PO'd for any reason, rational or irrational. Stand up for yourself, boy!!!

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Old 12-16-2010, 03:49 PM
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Went through a long, hard divorce a couple of years ago. Now live with my son. Bought and Epiphone EB-5 bass that I was experimenting with and decided to install Bartolini's with active electronics. This required routing the pickup cavities. I decided that I was going to do this on my countertop in the kitchen, which I proceeded to do. This felt good. I know that (a) I made a mess (b) I could have slipped with the router and then I could be buying a new counter top, but I didn't care. It was my house, my bass, and my counter and I was going to do what I wanted. Very liberating experience after 22 years of marriage!
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haha. Yeah she was upset about the mess but I got it cleaned up in a jiffy and she forgave me... although she's convinced that I'm going to ruin the bass beyond all use... so is my drummer for that matter...
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Old 12-17-2010, 07:57 AM
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DO NOT sand off the current paint job on the kitchen table and expect your fiance'/girlfriend/wife to be okay with it.


back to fighting the dog for the pillow on the floor.
I completely disagree!!! One thing I have learned after 20 years of happy marriage is my wife still expects me to do the stupid thing. Now your girlfriend is upset, years later she will shrug her head and say, "Well, he is still an idiot."
Conversation as follows:
My Wife: You are an idiot!
Me: And when in the last 20+ years have I not been an idiot, that now we are suddenly surprised I did something stupid?"

It is a perfect out - it will also buy some leeway for your children. As she will walk away saying, "You kids are just like your Dad!" Proving your stupidity is not accidental equals a great relationship.
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umm... f***
I laughed so hard at that.


+100 this threads full of win
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Old 12-17-2010, 03:20 PM
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Went through a long, hard divorce a couple of years ago. Now live with my son. Bought and Epiphone EB-5 bass that I was experimenting with and decided to install Bartolini's with active electronics. This required routing the pickup cavities. I decided that I was going to do this on my countertop in the kitchen, which I proceeded to do. This felt good. I know that (a) I made a mess (b) I could have slipped with the router and then I could be buying a new counter top, but I didn't care. It was my house, my bass, and my counter and I was going to do what I wanted. Very liberating experience after 22 years of marriage!
My (now ex) girlfriend just moved out a few weeks ago and I'm relishing in my newfound freedom! I can have my coffee table completely covered in parts and if I'm missing something I need for a mod, I can leave it that way! Awesome!

I've also been flinging excess solder onto the floor just because I can!
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Living by yourself is awesome. I'm just in my underwear all the time. Watch whatever I want. Sleep in however late I want. Pizza boxes everywhere. Life is good.
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Living by yourself is awesome. I'm just in my underwear all the time. Watch whatever I want. Sleep in however late I want. Pizza boxes everywhere. Life is good.
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