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Old 10-17-2008, 10:56 PM
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This is it, the Official "Official" Club. Officially!

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hey i am officially me, give me a number.
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#4? im totally in
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Old 10-17-2008, 11:16 PM
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Old 10-17-2008, 11:23 PM
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I guess I'm official, official enough for the official "official" club that is.


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that actually really scares me
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Old 10-17-2008, 11:35 PM
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I guess I'm official, official enough for the official "official" club that is. This post is marked with the Official stamp of approval
That is officially the logo, officially.
I nominate Suprise Panda! as Secretary Vice-Chair & Official Keeper of the Official Logos, officially.
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Old 10-17-2008, 11:38 PM
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that actually really scares me
The creepiest part is you can't stop watching because you think that at some point something else is going to happen and you don't want to miss it when it does.
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Can someone please difine the word official in this context...

I'm official Mark Wagstaff... Well according to my birth documents my pass port and national insurence number... is there a chance they over a whole 16 years could have been wrong??? hmmm...
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Old 10-18-2008, 03:36 AM
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Can someone please difine the word official in this context...

I'm official Mark Wagstaff... Well according to my birth documents my pass port and national insurence number... is there a chance they over a whole 16 years could have been wrong??? hmmm...
No, unfortunately no one will be able to define it in this particular context. Sorry.
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I'm officially official in my ownership of THE best morning hair.
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No, unfortunately no one will be able to define it in this particular context. Sorry.
Ohh. I see. Well I'll just stick to being officially Mark Wagstaff owner of two and 1/17th basses and 3 guitars one amp and a couple of pedals. Can I have a number???
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Ohh. I see. Well I'll just stick to being officially Mark Wagstaff owner of two and 1/17th basses and 3 guitars one amp and a couple of pedals. Can I have a number???

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We must see the hair pics... then you must JOOOOIIIN USSS!!!
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I'm officially a shy guy, can I get a #?
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Well I'm officially confused as to what this club is about...
So i guess i'm in!!
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Old 10-18-2008, 12:45 PM
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Yes indeed oh shy one. the new #7

Who is #1?

I am not a number I am a free man! haha.
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Old 10-18-2008, 12:49 PM
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Well I'm officially confused as to what this club is about...
So i guess i'm in!!
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We've got confused covered now people so no more confusion is necessary.
Also just check first post for numbers instead of me chiming in every time. I think until I can no longer edit it.

Basically it was me looking at the front page of TB and seeing the official this and official that, ad infinitum that the word just started looking and sounding funny and overused.

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I officially have too much free time!
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