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Old 12-14-2010, 12:31 AM
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... your girlfriend sends you a text (disappointed that you haven't spent enough time with her recently) that says:

"so ur either 1. playing your bass 2. doing something involving the bass on ur comp 3. making beats of fake drums to your bass playing 4. laying in bed with ur ipod reading/listening about the bass 5. deliberating if u can make it to taco bell before it closes 6. sleeping"

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I feel bad I haven't really shown her much attention lately but I'm happy she knew to call it a bass .
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Old 12-14-2010, 06:52 AM
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there are things that girlfriends do that basses don't........or shouldnt anyway, just sayin

throw her a little attention. Flowers and a sorry card will work wonders. that is hilarious though
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Old 12-14-2010, 06:57 AM
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... your girlfriend sends you a text (disappointed that you haven't spent enough time with her recently) that says:

"so ur either 1. playing your bass 2. doing something involving the bass on ur comp 3. making beats of fake drums to your bass playing 4. laying in bed with ur ipod reading/listening about the bass 5. deliberating if u can make it to taco bell before it closes 6. sleeping"

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I feel bad I haven't really shown her much attention lately but I'm happy she knew to call it a bass .

Holy Sh!t!!!!! are we dating the same woman???
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Old 12-14-2010, 08:00 AM
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LOL, so true (even if, in my case, it's a husband not a gf...). Someone needs to post a copy of the old Mike Lull ad with Anthony Jackson and his bass...
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:36 AM
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Take the express train to muffin town, and hum your favorite basslines for an hour. Problem solved, and you kill two birds with one stone.
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:37 AM
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she said i had to choose
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:45 AM
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she said Anthony Jackson lol lol lol
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:48 AM
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i knew what she meant
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:52 AM
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This is why you get a girlfriend who's a guitarist or drummer. Then hanging out involves making music together
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