... your girlfriend sends you a text (disappointed that you haven't spent enough time with her recently) that says:
"so ur either 1. playing your bass 2. doing something involving the bass on ur comp 3. making beats of fake drums to your bass playing 4. laying in bed with ur ipod reading/listening about the bass 5. deliberating if u can make it to taco bell before it closes 6. sleeping"
Actual text message transcribed exactly as written.
I feel bad I haven't really shown her much attention lately but I'm happy she knew to call it a bass

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