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you know what sucks? when youre mistaken for the electric guitarist cause its dark and all of a sudden a [antie that is as big as a flag gets on stage in front of you with a giant crap stain......i will never forget that crap stain....pink and brown.........it almost made me puke
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you know what sucks? when youre mistaken for the electric guitarist cause its dark and all of a sudden a [antie that is as big as a flag gets on stage in front of you with a giant crap stain......i will never forget that crap stain....pink and brown.........it almost made me puke

Apparently you never considered that maybe... JUST MAYBE... they WERE intended for you????

Just a theory.
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Officially the worst post ever.
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This was probably supposed to go in the gigs/ humor section...
but now it's got an awkward, rejected kinda humor to it.
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Officially the worst post ever.

possibly....

I really tried not to do this, but I can't help it. Can anyone tell me what the hell a "[antie" is? And what does (whatever that is) have to do with being mistaken for a guitarist?
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Did Bahamabass get a new account? Because the rules state:

Only one account per person.
No Bahamabass variants allowed.

I think thats what they say.
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I assumed "Pantie", because a Flag sized Fattie on stage with the problems he described would be quite 'unique'.
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Officially the worst post ever.
+1. Infantile and barely intelligible. It only further pollutes cyberspace and should be deleted.

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I assumed "Pantie", because a Flag sized Fattie on stage with the problems he described would be quite 'unique'.
I actually LOL'd..





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This NEEDS to be moved to OT.... not deleted.
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what sucks is i acutually read this post..
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Old 05-18-2009, 03:40 PM
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what sucks is i acutually read this post..


Not as bad as THIS THREAD.





Hopefully Mark Wilson is the mod to see this and move it to OT. Please Mark, dont fail for once.
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i don't see the problem, your user name maggot me for crying out loud. so you should be used to getting a giant pair of poop stained undies thrown at you.
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I assumed "Pantie", because a Flag sized Fattie on stage with the problems he described would be quite 'unique'.
Ah. Thanks. Now I REALLY understand how stupid this thread is. Now if anyone could explain the guitarist part. I may just have to subscribe ONLY to see what the OP says when he stops back by. That should be entertaining to say the least.
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ok lol i just had to tell someone but i guess its out of me..i wont post anymore crappy ones lol
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ok lol i just had to tell someone but i guess its out of me..i wont post anymore crappy ones lol
Good answer. Most people would storm off and cry.

Good man.
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