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Old 05-18-2009, 03:06 PM
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LMAO !!!!! youll never forget that gig!!! classic.
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So, like, this one time......at band camp.....
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hey capn sev ill bang that legless chick!!! =)
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hey capn sev ill bang that legless chick!!! =)
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I have a few suggestions:

First, there's caps. That doesn't mean TALKING LIKE THIS. That means capitalizing letters that need to be capitalized.
Second, punctuation. This is a forum, not a chat room. Just stick a little period on the end of your sentence, it's not that hard.
Third, talk in a coherent and understandable way. Try to avoid things like run-on sentences and letter face things.

Also, avoid poop stains.

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Some guys got their bass neck far to deep in their ANUS?
That also generate poop stains i'm afraid...
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Dude, I've laughing my a$$ off for the past 10 min with this pic. Guess I have issues....
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I have a few suggestions:

First, there's caps. That doesn't mean TALKING LIKE THIS. That means capitalizing letters that need to be capitalized.
i don't know, the e.e. cummings thing has worked pretty good for me since i first posted on usenet in ... 1988.
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Ok I will, We got a gig(finally) at a weird beatup place for a party idk why but we did, and we were playing and the lights when out for somereason and there was like 1 light on and then a pantie gets thrown at me, really big one, like bigger than my BC rich zombie revenge bass and then it fell on the ground and there was a giant crap stain on it, almost made me cry of disgust.

that wont make it any better but thats what happened just wanted to say i will never go back
It is all part of the new critical movement called "Physical Music Criticism," (PMC), and it is growing. Its predecessor was the old-fashioned "Wing a big rotten tomato" school of music/film/drama criticism.

Look on the bright side, you now can cite a "review." You did save the poopy panties, right?

If not, no poopy panties, no review. Music is tough like that.
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I want to hold this thread in my arms and caress it till it falls asleep...
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I want to hold this thread in my arms and caress it till it falls asleep...
That is only a little disturbing...At least it doesn't have to do with a horse in a ditch.
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Our singer had a plastic coat for months in the early 90s..

Thew it out thinking he was rocking.. the crowd passed it around.. thew it back and then started chanting "BO" .. nothing like 2000 kids kicking you in the butt
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haha no pic no panties...just kidding, please don't actually show a pic.

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JT realized the potential epicness and re-opend this.....hoooorraaaayy!!!
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