Officially the worst gig ever. Hands down.

[J. Crawford]

Sí podemos.

[MatticusMania]

No sal por favor,

[J. Crawford]

This thread rocks!

[RONQUITO]

cuando es que vamos a ver giganto-panties stained? nunca acaso? me da ganas de llorar muchas gracias por favor vuelva a topic cuanto antes

This certainly rocks!

[rtav]

The one our drummer failed to show up for. We went unplugged... ugh. Still, the show must go on.

[J. Crawford]

Originally Posted by rtav

The one our drummer failed to show up for. We went unplugged... ugh. Still, the show must go on.

I have no idea why you think you have the right to put this thread back on track.. Hm?

[John Wentzien]

Frank Zappa-(in munchkin voice)
" I'd like to remind everyone that we are collecting underpants,brasires, and small articles of feminine underclothing. We're making a quilt......really....trust me....
So here's the deal...if you're a girl and you're wearing a dress....whip 'em off and send them up..
If you're wearing jeans...rip the edges and pull 'em off....and if you are wearing the "BIG OLD UGLY COTTON-JOBS"...go to the toilet and take 'em off........"

[J. Crawford]

Originally Posted by John Wentzien

Frank Zappa-(in munchkin voice)
" I'd like to remind everyone that we are collecting underpants, panties, and small articles of feminine underclothing. We're making a quilt......really....trust me....
So if you're a girl and you're wearing a dress....whip 'em off and send them up..
If you're wearing jeans...rip the edges and pull 'em off....and if you are wearing the "BIG OLD COTTON-JOBS"...go to the toilet and take 'em off........"

I lol'd.

[John Wentzien]

Originally Posted by John Wentzien

Frank Zappa-(in munchkin voice)
" I'd like to remind everyone that we are collecting underpants,brasires, and small articles of feminine underclothing. We're making a quilt......really....trust me....
So here's the deal...if you're a girl and you're wearing a dress....whip 'em off and send them up..
If you're wearing jeans...rip the edges and pull 'em off....and if you are wearing the "BIG OLD UGLY COTTON-JOBS"...go to the toilet and take 'em off........"

EDIT

[J. Crawford]

Originally Posted by John Wentzien

EDIT

Was your edit for the purpose of replacing the word "panties"?

I didnt know that was a "no no" word on TB.

[John Wentzien]

Originally Posted by Jordasch

Was your edit for the purpose of replacing the word "panties"?

I didnt know that was a "no no" word on TB.

I had to
add "here's the deal" too!

By the way if this was the worst-gig-ever...
Get ready for MUCH worse....really....i promise.

[FissioN]

Originally Posted by John Wentzien

I had to
add "here's the deal" too!

By the way if this was the worst-gig-ever...
Get ready for MUCH worse....really....i promise.

Ohmigahd. He's getting on subject again! Everyone run for your lives!

[J. Crawford]

Originally Posted by John Wentzien

I had to
add "here's the deal" too!

By the way if this was the worst-gig-ever...
Get ready for MUCH worse....really....i promise.

I hear the fuzz coming for you. They said youre breaking the law.

Please stop keeping this on subject.

[RONQUITO]

hace mucho cosquillas

[peterbright]

...but were they edible?

[FissioN]

(Fade In)

MIDDLE-AGED MAN: And now, introducing EDIBLE PANTS! Done with your jeans? Take 'em off and chomp 'em down! In this recession, a meal and clothing can be hard to come by. But now, they're the SAME!

VOICE: Act now, and you can have 100 pairs of edible pants for only $19.95! And, if you call now, we'll also throw in a free (rummages in pocket), umm, PIECE OF LINT!

FAST VOICE: Edible Pants are not responsible for vomiting, diarrhea, heartburn, chest pains, abdominal pains, uncontrollable fits of lust, and being burned at the stake. No class-action lawsuits allowed. Copyright 2009.

(fade out)

[Blown Cone]

*tumble weed blowing by*

[Ephminus]

*sound of coyote in the distance*

[FissioN]

*Sound of man eating edible pants*

[Ephminus]

*sound of coyote devouring man that ate edible panties*