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Old 01-29-2011, 10:30 AM
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oh no ... you got musicians!

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Old 01-29-2011, 10:33 AM
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That was a good laugh.
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Old 01-29-2011, 10:40 AM
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That"s funny
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Old 01-29-2011, 10:41 AM
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Old 01-29-2011, 10:45 AM
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"CDs for sale! T-shirts! Posters!" That just cracked me up.
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Old 01-29-2011, 12:21 PM
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Now THAT was good stuff.....
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Old 01-29-2011, 02:21 PM
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"I've seen musicians swarm over a house over snacks"

yep, that sounds just about right
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Old 01-29-2011, 05:40 PM
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They forgot the drummer .....
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Old 01-29-2011, 05:44 PM
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They forgot the drummer .....
he got lost on the way from the kitchen to the livingroom
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Old 01-29-2011, 05:49 PM
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You got any toast??
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Old 01-29-2011, 05:59 PM
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That was good.
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Old 01-29-2011, 08:09 PM
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They forgot the drummer .....
Well he said, "You got musicians."

just kidding guys!
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Old 01-29-2011, 08:12 PM
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the best part was the ending graphic


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Old 01-30-2011, 07:42 AM
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ahaha "ok yea this is bad there starting to harmonize" and i always tell pple to bring toast to our shows
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Old 02-26-2011, 12:14 AM
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Too funny! Thanks for the laugh :-)
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Old 02-26-2011, 10:38 PM
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That's a hoot! Or a hootenanny! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 02-27-2011, 06:00 AM
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Those weren't musicians....
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