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02-05-2008, 09:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, California | | | Okay, so who's the wise guy who posted this???
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I don't know if it's just me, but I smell Talkbasser humor all over this craigslist ad. 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/muc/564426178.html
Bassist available, WANTS TO SHRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-02-05, 8:06PM PST
Hi I'm a bassist and I'm available. Please pop punk bands and Emo ******** don't bother me with your ruthless crap. Fact is I want to be in METAL I am so metal I play lead and guitards I'm probably better then you but thats ok as you will be MY rhythm section. Yes I'm lead bass, I play through a Mesa stack (yes mesa anything else is garbage) and my bass is a Alembic 5 string (Alembic the only non pussy boutique manufacturer). All very pricey gear, and of course I have to be good if i play this stuff otherwise i'd be a freaking poseur. Guitards I demand you play BC Rich, Ibanez or Gibson guitars anything else is non metal and for pussies. Drummers have to be good and no less then a 10 piece drum set. This will be MY band and I am the front man. Of course I deserve it as I'm the best bassist in LA. Nobody can touch me. Of course it's metal so we need guitar solo's also guitards if you can't pull off Steve Vai and Dimebag licks don't bother replying.
Of course I sound really arrogant now so as my offer to you I will offer
A) 10% of the chicks I get at gigs ( I get a **** load of hot chicks guitards, Drummer can get the whales)
B) each of you get the spotlight at least once at a gig
C) We jam at my place so no need to annoy your own neighbors
D) Oh and did I mention I have soda, thats right a whole fridge of Soda. BRAND NAME SODA!!!! none of that store brand crap.
My style is Pantera/Dream Theatre/ Vai/ Metallica/ Death. YOU MUST BE METAL
THAT IS NON ****ING NEGOTIABLE!!!!!!!!!!!! METAL!!!
\M/
Phone: 310-666-6660
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02-05-2008, 09:22 PM
| | | | LOL this guy sounds like the real deal!
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02-05-2008, 09:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: concord NH area | | | damn thats funny!
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02-05-2008, 09:30 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New York | | | it may have been this guy....
yeah....
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02-05-2008, 09:31 PM
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it was Maki.
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02-05-2008, 09:32 PM
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02-05-2008, 09:32 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ohio | | | Yngwie4string? |
02-05-2008, 09:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Boone, NC | | | BRAND NAME SODA, HELL YES |
02-05-2008, 09:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by cheezewiz  Yngwie4string? | probably not, he switched to guitar  |
02-05-2008, 10:00 PM
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02-05-2008, 10:00 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | Holy crap... That was the funniest thing I've read all day! Thanks!  |
02-05-2008, 10:02 PM
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Good humor. Fone # looks bunk but I spent many years in the L.A. scene and let me tell you, wouldnt surprise me if its for real. LOL. Especially the hair metal years
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02-05-2008, 10:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bikeplate HI
Good humor. Fone # looks bunk but I spent many years in the L.A. scene and let me tell you, wouldnt surprise me if its for real. LOL. Especially the hair metal years
Rob | lol, if it is real, the poster certainly is so metal to get the most metal phone number possible. |
02-05-2008, 10:26 PM
| | | | Who shall step up and dial the devil's number?
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02-05-2008, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by SgtKoi Who shall step up and dial the devil's number? | Can't, I've used up all my minutes  |
02-05-2008, 10:50 PM
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This is what happens when a lead singer takes a few bass lessons. 
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02-05-2008, 10:54 PM
|  | Playing his P bass off into the sunset | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Bellingham, WA | | whoever wrote that had to have been in on the "SHRED WITH ME!!!!NOW!!!" deal. that name brand soda thing doesnt come out of nowhere.
i think it was billy sheehan himself 
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02-05-2008, 10:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Rafael, California | | | haha that made my day
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02-05-2008, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SgtKoi LOL this guy sounds like the real deal! | I have to agree.. this does sound like the guy really is speaking honestly. Kinda 'full' of himself thou isn't he? ha ha ha!! That narrative is a riot.. I gotta read that again for the full impact.  |
02-05-2008, 11:47 PM
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I'm gonna learn gitard for the soda. 
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