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05-25-2009, 09:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Indy | | | Old Basstards Club
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EDIT: The original post is below. I've since dropped the age requirement, after numerous requests (some of them from real bastards!).
Here's the deal: to be a member you have to be at least 50, and admittedly somewhat of a bastard. Being as goofy as a soup sandwich also helps.
Our motto - "Get off my stage!" 
I've got #1. Anybody want to go #2? 
And assign your own d*mn numbers! 
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05-25-2009, 09:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | | I'm only 47, so I'll have to wait 3 years.
Goofiness already taken care of.
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05-25-2009, 09:49 PM
|  | Thunderous Musical Wonderment | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Glenmont, NY | | | Haven't been called and Old Bastard yet, but I certainly meet the age requirement
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05-25-2009, 09:59 PM
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05-25-2009, 10:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | Yup, been called a grumpy old bastard, many times. Dang it ! I'm only 46.
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05-25-2009, 10:03 PM
|  | Reads well and plays nice with others... | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Southwestern Pennsylvania | | | Can't join yet...but soon...
I think I would apply for a number when I can't carry my rig anymore...If I'm still able to do that, I don't consider myself old.
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05-26-2009, 11:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Enfield, CT | | I make the age requirement - just hit 52, but I'm not sure how much of a bastard I am. I do like pretending I'm a bastard, but that's more because I like acting goofy to amuse the family. 
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05-26-2009, 11:40 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Cleveland, Ohio | | | Hey ya old bastard...I'm only 47...does that make me a young bastard? |
05-26-2009, 09:01 PM
|  | Bassist for The Patrick Godbey Band | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: New Orleans, LA USA | | | Sign me up! I was born an old bastard!! 50 years and going strong!
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05-26-2009, 10:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Indy | | |
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05-26-2009, 10:35 PM
| | | | I'm 57, grumpy, play a late 60's Gibson shorty (lefty) which I've had since......well, the late 60's, can't slap (and don't want to learn), and just might be a bit of a bastard.....I guess you had better sign me up!
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05-27-2009, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by mrjim123 Here's the deal: to be a member you have to be at least 50, and admittedly somewhat of a bastard. Being as goofy as a soup sandwich also helps.
Our motto - "Get off my stage!"
I've got #1. Anybody want to go #2? | I am a veteran old bastard, and proud of it! So, how have you been you old bastard?
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05-27-2009, 07:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Columbus, OH | | | Yeah, sign me up.
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05-27-2009, 07:34 AM
| | Bangin' out the bottom end for 44 years! | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Connecticut | | | I'm 55. I play bass (have since '69). I'm a bastard. The guys in the band call me "PHB" ... pointy haired boss (from Dilbert).
My quote "LISTEN! ... The beat is right HERE!"
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05-27-2009, 06:27 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: KC, MO | | I'm 57, been playing since '67, and wonder why all these young punks (under 50) are sucking up oxygen on this thread 
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05-27-2009, 06:45 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New York, NY | | I'll only be 30 in a week..... 
I've got the bastard part down cold.....guess I'll have to wait it out for a while. |
05-28-2009, 05:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: scotland | | | I'm 59 next week. Blew up my Peavey 400B amp last week. GRUMPY???? never let it be said. Cant stand these smart arses who slap and play high notes all the time!! Bass is for kickin people in the goolies, not to be heard in ears. What? I cant hear too well anymore.
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05-28-2009, 05:55 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan USA | | | I'm 50 and as f***ed up as a football bat.
I don't need no stinkin number.
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05-28-2009, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted by cardboardJoe I'm 50 and as f***ed up as a football bat.
I don't need no stinkin number. | ...I have 5 years to go, but I'm qualified otherwise...and are you sure that isn't a basketball helmet you're referring to?
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05-28-2009, 12:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | No Age Requirement
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