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Old 04-18-2010, 03:57 PM
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One of the greatest Craigslist ads I've seen

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http://valdosta.craigslist.org/msg/1653756627.html
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Two brothers... an octave apart. One muscular and strong who all the women love, the other thin and whimpy that makes screeching noises when ignored.
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Hell, if i lived on the same continent, i'd give him a call. Totally.
*btw, quote the text from the add here so people wont be wondering what it was all about when the add gets removed *
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:02 PM
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Now that's rock n' roll!
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:03 PM
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Here's the ad:

drumer in need of band (lakeland)

Date: 2010-03-26, 10:51PM EDT
Reply to: sale-auqzh-1653756627@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

i play alt rock mainly. learning death metal. idk about it yet. i am 14. my guitarist is in juvi and my bass got deported.

Location: lakeland
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Here's the ad:

drumer in need of band (lakeland)

Date: 2010-03-26, 10:51PM EDT
Reply to: sale-auqzh-1653756627@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

i play alt rock mainly. learning death metal. idk about it yet. i am 14. my guitarist is in juvi and my bass got deported.

Location: lakeland
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PostingID: 1653756627
My bad. Thanks.
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Two brothers... an octave apart. One muscular and strong who all the women love, the other thin and whimpy that makes screeching noises when ignored.
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:19 PM
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Sounds like he's off to a good start to me....
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:21 PM
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does idk mean i don't know ?

sounds like this drummer has had a bit of bad luck so far ,,,and its makin me laugh ,,oh dear !
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:29 PM
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Here's hoping my instruments never get tangled up with ICE.
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Old 04-19-2010, 08:25 AM
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does idk mean i don't know ?
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Yes, it does
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:40 PM
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Here's hoping my instruments never get tangled up with ICE.
I was thinking the same thing! All I have now is illegal aliens.
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Old 04-19-2010, 09:21 PM
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Here's the ad:

drumer in need of band (lakeland)

Date: 2010-03-26, 10:51PM EDT
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i play alt rock mainly. learning death metal. idk about it yet. i am 14. my guitarist is in juvi and my bass got deported.

Location: lakeland
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Deported? Ouch
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Old 04-19-2010, 09:43 PM
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Those illegal basses man...never can tell until it's too late.
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Old 04-19-2010, 09:56 PM
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From the way he types, it sounds like he is going to have a long, prosperous career as a drummer!






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Old 04-19-2010, 10:10 PM
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Everything that bothers me about Florida in one convenient ad. Thanks craigslist drummer guy!
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:27 AM
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Those illegal basses man...never can tell until it's too late.
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WOW!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:38 AM
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how do you get your bass deported?
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:45 AM
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how do you get your bass deported?
Probably an MIM Fender with some fake papers... er... fake MIA label.
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:48 AM
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I think the funniest part about this is that he spells drummer wrong in the headline! Maybe he's not a good enough "drumer" for that second "m" yet.
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Old 04-20-2010, 12:07 PM
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Anyone tell me what "juvi" is?
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