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Old 02-13-2010, 09:04 AM
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One of those CL ads that makes you go "Wow."

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Slut Rock Band Forming (In The Gutter of your Backseat)

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Like to put together an original band with all material being totally sexist, & offensive, ala Guns N Roses "Michelle".

Also would like to do all instrumentals very reminiscent of porno backing tracks. All sleaze, all please.

Yes, this is a serious post. Like minded pervs only, no catholic hand-ringers.


•Location: In The Gutter of your Backseat
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I had to click the link, just to see what it was, with a title and location like that.
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Old 02-13-2010, 09:28 AM
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Are they looking for bassists? At times I consider myself a slutty bassist.
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Old 02-13-2010, 09:49 AM
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The way I play bass would be perfect for this band, but the fact that girls would not want to listen to it, makes me very firm in my decision not to join the band.
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Old 02-13-2010, 09:15 PM
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"no Catholic hand-ringers"

I can't tell if this is simply poor spelling or deliberate double entendre.
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Old 02-14-2010, 07:25 AM
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Catholic Hand-ringers!? That's a good band name. The logo can be a clenched fist going through an "O".
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