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Old 04-08-2009, 07:06 AM
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Only $500??!? WHAT A DEAL!!!

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PLEASE. Some people are not in tune with reality.
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:14 AM
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Is that the Blue Man Group playing that?

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Old 04-08-2009, 07:14 AM
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but but.. it's hand carved and has free lessons!
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:19 AM
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Yeah, ONE free lesson witha member of the blue man group! YAY!
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:23 AM
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That's one of those things where the wife says, "Sell it or I'm leaving you," so the guy puts in on CL for $500 and then can honestly say, "Sorry, honey, nobody wanted it! Guess I'll have to keep it, then..."
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:30 AM
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Um... How do you even play that thing?
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:34 AM
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Like this:

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Old 04-08-2009, 08:35 AM
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But it's $500 Cdn... so it's like $19.95 to us.
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Old 04-08-2009, 08:38 AM
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But it's $500 Cdn... so it's like $19.95 to us.
Excuse me? As a patriotic Canadian, I know for a fact that 500 CAD is equal to EXACTLY 20.00 USD. I suggest you get your facts straight :P
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Old 04-08-2009, 08:55 AM
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The exchange rate must have changed this morning while I was drinking my Tim Horton's coffee (seriously - I really did have some).
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:12 AM
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I could build one of those myself iiiin about .... wait .... there. I just built my own.

My Warwick's going in the trash. I've got a new baby!
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:23 AM
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Gotta love kooky Canadites. If he throws in an extra string I might have to go for it.
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:25 AM
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I could build one of those myself iiiin about .... wait .... there. I just built my own.

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Old 04-08-2009, 09:27 AM
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The exchange rate must have changed this morning while I was drinking my Tim Horton's coffee (seriously - I really did have some).
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:38 AM
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LOL Tim Horton's is to coffee as washtub bass is to bass guitar.
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Old 04-08-2009, 10:15 AM
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LOL Tim Horton's is to coffee as washtub bass is to bass guitar.
I'd still take it over starbucks.

That 'bass' isn't worth 500 anyday.
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Old 04-08-2009, 10:55 AM
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I'd still take it over starbucks.
Through in a cruller and some Timbits and I'm right there with ya, eh?
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:01 AM
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That's one of those things where the wife says, "Sell it or I'm leaving you," so the guy puts in on CL for $500 and then can honestly say, "Sorry, honey, nobody wanted it! Guess I'll have to keep it, then..."
haha, you seem to speak from experience
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:12 AM
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Hey, there are Tim Hortons in New England too, and I'll take them over Starbucks and their whole crowd any day. Do they still have those bread bowls of chili? MMMMMM
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:35 AM
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Gotta love kooky Canadites. If he throws in an extra string I might have to go for it.

I'd bet he would throw in a whole spool of weedeater line.
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