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Old 07-08-2009, 06:53 PM
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Yeah i'm not a fan of searching so if it's a repost my bad. Delete it then.

Anyways make something up.


Size matters...Only on talkbass.


Nobody seems to understand that joke but anyways, your turn.
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Old 07-08-2009, 06:56 PM
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Pointless threads are funny... only on Talkbass.
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You can see someone's nut and be ok with it... only on talkbass.
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:04 PM
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You can see someone's nut and be ok with it... only on talkbass.
Nice.
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:12 PM
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you can sterotype the person above you without being called racist, sexist etc. ... only on talkbass
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:21 PM
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You can see someone's nut and be ok with it... only on talkbass.
Bone nut

Only on talkbass can you ask for pictures of their sexy body, try to get a peek inside of their cavities, ask for the best cuts of crotch wood, etc etc etc.
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:29 PM
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Only on TB.... can you ask a guy to show you their wood, and be OK with it.
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:35 PM
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only on tb....I have to realize again and again that bassists can be morons too...
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:41 PM
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only on tb....I have to realize again and again that bassists can be morons too...
I didn't even find the slightest tint of humor in this. Seems to me you're angry.
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:46 PM
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You can have the terms "gettin' down", "fingering" , and "head" in the same sentence without snickering.... Only on Talk Bass.



Ok ok.... I snickered.
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:47 PM
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Only on Talkbass can a new product come out, say the "Marmalarde Cucumber" effects pedal and 6.5 people who have never heard it or played through it, have an opinion on it?


... And then tell you why what they use is better!
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So uh, hey guys. I figured I should at least make an appearance in this thread for all my fans....Wow, my very own thread!
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:17 PM
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:21 PM
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A bunch of guys talking about g strings isn't perverted...only on talkbass
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Where everyone has a G-string and uses it constantly- Only on Talkbass
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:25 PM
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a fluffy g string doesn't sound enticing at all... only on talkbass


ok, maybe a little.
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discussion of how to compress the fuzz -

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So uh, hey guys. I figured I should at least make an appearance in this thread for all my fans....Wow, my very own thread!
Took me a while to get it.
That's hilarious. lol
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:48 PM
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people use chrome g-strings... only on talkbass
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:49 PM
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So uh, hey guys. I figured I should at least make an appearance in this thread for all my fans....Wow, my very own thread!
Brilliant!

You can talk about your Hairy Balls, Big Muff, Swollen Pickle, Pickle Pie, Sex Drive, Butt Face, Super Hard On, Large Beaver, Cream Pie, Scrotum Smasher, Polish Love, Butt Probe, and Screaming Whore without anyone getting offended... only on TalkBass.
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