Thhese would be funny if they weren't so pathetic.
Attention-seeking behaviour - it comes from not getting enough attention from your parents as a kid and then feeling you have to make up for it somehow?
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“Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.” Charles Mingus
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Being a lefty is like being a Diabetic kid at a Candy store, so much marvelous things, but you can't touch any of it. - I play a lefty Conklin GT7 7 string, and a F-bass Lefty BN5