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Old 02-16-2009, 08:17 PM
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Well, the title says it all...Our band is opening a show for Jessica Simpson next week...LOL...and her Boyfriend Tony Romo is going to be there as well...

Actually, I'm kind of excited. I have always thought she was hot, and with all the recent "crap" she's been dealing with about her weight...I'm curious to get an up close look at her. I suspect she will look great...

Anyways...more to come (after the show)...

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Old 02-16-2009, 09:32 PM
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:34 PM
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Dude, that "crap" is based on gossip magazines trying to sell more. I'm sure she is still fine as all get out!

Good luck with the gig, too! That sounds awesome. A couple years ago, our band got to open for Afroman (The dude who rapped the song, "Because I Got High"...he actually has a bunch of really killer music and is a killer guitar player).

Any insight on how to get hooked up with those kinds of gigs?
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:38 PM
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Give her a slap on the rump, and tell her she doesn't sweat much for a fat chick.

Hint: Wait til Romo is out of the room...
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Give her a slap on the rump, and tell her she doesn't sweat much for a fat chick.

Hint: Wait til Romo is out of the room...
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yes, but who's she opening for?
lolzers!

apparently she's a single woman right now. spit that game my man.
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Old 02-17-2009, 01:12 AM
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LOL...she is hot, and will look fantastic I'm sure...and I suspect she will have a good band with her as well...

it will be fun...
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She's got a great voice. Also, you're cooler than Nick Lashay
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yes. take photos. have fun!
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Old 02-17-2009, 02:56 PM
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Yeah, man... you can't come back here without photos .

Seriously, though, great gig!!!

Have fun and bust 'em up down in Big D!!!!
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Open Wiiide. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Sounds like a cool gig.
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Sweet man!

How'd you score the gig? What kind of music do you play?
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Give her a slap on the rump, and tell her she doesn't sweat much for a fat chick.

Hint: Wait til Romo is out of the room...
The Eagles fan in me thinks there is no need to wait for him to leave the room.

The football fan thinks there is no need to wait for him to leave the room.

The man in me thinks there is no need to wait for him to leave the room.

That's the picture I want - the Romo-patented "almost start crying because ya done messed up again" face.
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Well, the title says it all...Our band is opening a show for Jessica Simpson next week...LOL...and her Boyfriend Tony Romo is going to be there as well...

Actually, I'm kind of excited. I have always thought she was hot, and with all the recent "crap" she's been dealing with about her weight...I'm curious to get an up close look at her. I suspect she will look great...

Anyways...more to come (after the show)...

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And tell her that she can't sing worth crap and she oughta find something else to do!
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Sweet gig dude! Exposure is gold. Make sure you do yourself proud.
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Saw her band on the Opry..

I'm sure in person she still looks stunning..

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i swear on my life i read this thread yesterday and had a dream about it last night. i was sitting with her and we were talking. I told her about this thread.
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