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Old 02-20-2009, 11:59 AM
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That's also a bad shot of her. We really need to see if she still has that great bubble-butt...


A little meat on the bone makes for better eatin' that's what I say!
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That's also a bad shot of her. We really need to see if she still has that great bubble-butt...


A little meat on the bone makes for better eatin' that's what I say!

I'm going to respect that this is a family forum and not talk about how I like her bubble tush.
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I think she never looked better. Women should be built like double basses, nice and thick. And she's actually at her ideal weight right now. If you think she's fat take a look at Ms. Lohan these days: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_167373.html - more likely your cup of tea.

She used to be so hot....what the hell???
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your opinion. My opinion. That's what makes the world go around.

I'm with the majority who thought she was a lot hotter before she discovered carbs!

This Jessica was more smokin' hot than



This version



She ain't ugly. But the weight don't look good on her. She's still good looking, but...

Skin and bones beforre? Hardly.
I'm no fashion expert, but I do not think that outfit is helping her at all. She isn't really chunky, just a horrible choice in wardrobe.
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Agreed, the wardrobe choice there sucked.
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Bad thing is, the mags are gonna pick the least flattering pics to print so it will support their story. When someone takes several pics quickly, they are bound to come up with a few that aren't as favorable as the rest.
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I don't think the boob job is flattering either.

damn, she was so SMOKIN' a couple years ago. I mean, not a dog NOW, but gosh, she's much more average looking with the extra meat.
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I mean, this is not good. NOT good. I know there are guys that like round women, but gosh....she has flab falling over her jeans and developing "pelican arms"

anyone still think she's smokin???

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Bummer. Tony Romo has canceled as well.
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yep...but it was a fun gig...cold but fun...
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I mean, this is not good. NOT good. I know there are guys that like round women, but gosh....she has flab falling over her jeans and developing "pelican arms"

anyone still think she's smokin???

That's just a really bad photoshop job, man. Her face is obviously superimposed on a larger woman's body, but even that wasn't enough. Look at the stomach- it looks like they used Microsoft Paint or something.
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Old 02-23-2009, 10:55 PM
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She looks like the average female at our local Wal-Mart. <shudder>

I'll keep my wife, thanks. Especially since she's a national-class sabre fencer and I have to sleep sometime.
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That's just a really bad photoshop job, man. Her face is obviously superimposed on a larger woman's body, but even that wasn't enough. Look at the stomach- it looks like they used Microsoft Paint or something.
All magazines photoshop people to look either great or bad, and not anywhere in between. Fix the skin, make the breasts bigger, legs longer. Then they go the other way, make the legs and arms wider, make people's skin look worse, choose the worst pics.

I'm willing to wager she didn't look quite so hot as she did in the mags, and doesn't look as bad as they try to make her out to be now.
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who cares what she looks like, i'd be more interested in sparking up a conversation just to see just how intelligent she is - those tv shows really made her out to be a total idiot but im sure that was at the request of the producers etc...just like what they did to ozzy.
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We need pictures.
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Jessica is HOT!
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I'd still hit that.
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yep...but it was a fun gig...cold but fun...
Thats cool! Glad you had a good time. how did you get that gig anyway?
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Thats cool! Glad you had a good time. how did you get that gig anyway?

Well, Habitat For Humanity was the sponsor...and we opened a show last year for Chris Cagle that HFH also sponsored...They liked us and asked us back...
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