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06-09-2008, 05:58 PM
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Every night while we are playing in my friends garage the icecream man drives by playing that god awful muzak. My friend (the guitar player) hollers out "anyone want an orange whip?" And I always say yes. He never gets me one (the bass$%^) So last week my wife brought a pitcher of frozen vodka creamsickle drinks down to the garage. They were greatly appreciated by all....especially the guitar player. | 
06-09-2008, 06:01 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | What kind of inhuman monster taunts a man w/an offer of an orange whip & then doesn't deliver? I say whip the dog w/an actual orange-colored bullwhip. Then ask him, 'orange whip'?
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06-09-2008, 06:03 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Hampshire | | | I wish we had ice cream trucks around here. They're a rare sight. God awful that Muzak may be, nothing turns grown men into giggling 5 year olds faster....well, in my case anyway...
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06-09-2008, 06:28 PM
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06-09-2008, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by fourstringdrums I wish we had ice cream trucks around here. They're a rare sight. God awful that Muzak may be, nothing turns grown men into giggling 5 year olds faster....well, in my case anyway... | Guess its a southern thing anymore | 
06-09-2008, 06:43 PM
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God awful that Muzak may be, nothing turns grown men into giggling 5 year olds faster.
| I have found that ice cream treats are much more economical when purchased in quantity at the mass merchant stores.
....holy crap. That means I'm grown up, doesn't it?
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06-09-2008, 06:49 PM
|  | More fool me. | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cincy, OH | | | Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. | 
06-09-2008, 06:50 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by aproud1 Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips. |
Thank you, John Candy. 
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06-09-2008, 06:58 PM
|  | More fool me. | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cincy, OH | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassteban Thank you, John Candy.  | Once I saw the post I couldn't get it out of my head. | 
06-09-2008, 07:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: ST Pete Florida | | | Its a shame the kids asleep
I still have a bit of that creamsickle mix left...butthe blender would wake the kid | 
06-09-2008, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by aproud1 Once I saw the post I couldn't get it out of my head. | +1
Great line from a great (the greatest?) movie.
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06-09-2008, 07:42 PM
| | ...overly qualified for janitorical deployment... | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Cameron, NC USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by professor_bills Every night while we are playing in my friends garage the icecream man drives by playing that god awful muzak. | There's something about that visual...
Jammin' in the garage and the ice cream man drives by... 
There's a song in there, somewhere | 
06-09-2008, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by fourstringdrums I wish we had ice cream trucks around here. They're a rare sight. God awful that Muzak may be, nothing turns grown men into giggling 5 year olds faster....well, in my case anyway... | Where's Templeton? Way out in the Berkshires or something? I've never heard of it. | 
06-09-2008, 08:38 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Southern New Jersey | | | We have two ice cream trucks that make the rounds in my nieghborhood here in southern New Jersey. One produces a standard pip-pop type tune interspersed with a lady's voice saying "Hello!" (annoys the h*** out of my husband; he works nights and the voice is just the right tone to wake him up the two or three times a day the truck comes around.) Second one started up this year, and the sound it plays is "The Mexican Hat Dance Song"...better known as "La Cucaracha" or "THe Cockroach"... I noticed that they'd changed the song to something less...questionable...last week. SOmeone should have done some research before using that tune....
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06-09-2008, 08:50 PM
| | | | That's one job I could never have. The music would drive me crazy within an hour. | 
06-11-2008, 04:48 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: ST Pete Florida | | | Lady>
I used to live in S> Jersey and we had an ice cream man that always came by around dinner time and the kids would wanna stop eating dinner to go get ice cream. Ticked me off to no end. So one night I wentout and chased the guy off screaming how he was ruining my dinner hour. The neighbors thought I had gone insane.
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"There's a song in there, somewhere" | 
06-11-2008, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Auriaprottu That's one job I could never have. The music would drive me crazy within an hour. | If I were an ice cream man, I'd have Portrait Of Tracy as my tune. 
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06-11-2008, 03:17 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | The ice cream man in my neighborhood looks like he's either selling weed(He's gotta be stoned to put up w/the music)or Al-Qaeda*. Or both...
*No offense to any Al-Qaeda, stoned or not. 
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06-11-2008, 03:29 PM
|  | Bass lines like a big, funky giant | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Southern MN | | Quote:
Originally Posted by professor_bills So one night I wentout and chased the guy off screaming how he was ruining my dinner hour. The neighbors thought I had gone insane. | You had - at least temporarily. You're no fun...  <I'm sure you're quite nice most of the time, though...> | 
06-11-2008, 06:50 PM
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Orange whip?
Orange whip?
Three orange whips!
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