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Old 07-30-2005, 12:08 AM
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Your a bassist...who cares what you think?
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Ouch.

I've never heard that one before.

Way to make your instrument/fellow instrumentalists look intelligent.
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My response:
Ouch! That's harsh.

I say put a bass in that guy's hands and say "oh yeah?" And then watch him flail around.

I play guitar too, but bass is so much more challenging in many respects, IMO.
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Old 07-30-2005, 06:58 AM
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Hmm...
I wonder what that guitar player would think when his/her bassist stops playing during their favorite great guitar solo, and it's all thin like tin?
Oh wait...that won't work: they don't listen to anybody but themselves anyways!



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Old 07-30-2005, 09:32 AM
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oy...

what a dork.
we should track him down and inform his bassist of that comment...lessee how long that geet lasts with a bass rammed up his gerbilcage.
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Old 07-30-2005, 10:20 AM
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Haha, I don't want any death threats on this guy, I just thought i'd share the ignorance... or arrogance... (they go hand in hand*.)

*What song is that from?!?!?!

Anyways, I would like to see him play a 6 string bass, let alone a 4 string (i'm not mocking your 4 stringers, but I mean, his guitar has 6 strings, i'm sure he can play a 6 string bass! )
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Hmm...
I wonder what that guitar player would think when his/her bassist stops playing during their favorite great guitar solo, and it's all thin like tin?
Oh wait...that won't work: they don't listen to anybody but themselves anyways!



gg
In most bands I play keyboards, so I get to see what goes on with the bassist. In one group there was a really good bassist, but he was unappreciated. So he didn't show up two times, and that really got people to appreciate having a bassist.
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Old 07-30-2005, 02:02 PM
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Haha, I don't want any death threats on this guy, I just thought i'd share the ignorance... or arrogance... (they go hand in hand*.)

*What song is that from?!?!?
Ignorance and prejudice and fear go hand in hand
Witch Hunt, Rush's Moving Pictures album.

Can I threaten him with death anyway? I like watching people who don't know I wouldn't hurt a fly quail in fear
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Haha, I don't want any death threats on this guy, I just thought i'd share the ignorance... or arrogance... (they go hand in hand*.)
please don't misunderstand. i wasn't giving a death threat; just offering a different kind of sex toy...


ps...it would be a conk GT-7, so it would 'love him long time'.
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Haha, I don't want any death threats on this guy, I just thought i'd share the ignorance... or arrogance... (they go hand in hand*.)

*What song is that from?!?!?!
Isnīt that "holier than thou" by Metallia??
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Well get ahold of his bass player, tell him/her about it - and tell the bass player to change the key down a half step during a guitar solo... and if the guitar player catches onto it, keep changing the key. Oh, or just have the bass player ride the tritone for a whole solo... that usually will piss off a guitar player.

Maybe he will appreciate what a bass player 'thinks'
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Well get ahold of his bass player, tell him/her about it - and tell the bass player to change the key down a half step during a guitar solo... and if the guitar player catches onto it, keep changing the key. Oh, or just have the bass player ride the tritone for a whole solo... that usually will piss off a guitar player.

Maybe he will appreciate what a bass player 'thinks'
Or, just stop entirely under his solo. In the past, I've generally been the band "leader". If I knew people wern't paying attention to me, or just doing something wrong, I just stop playing. They almost always noticed right away that something was missing. Especially since when I would stop, I'd get the drummer to as well. Then be like "Oh, we didn't think you needed a rythm section, since you're acting like an [insert whatever here]". Works like a charm!

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Isnīt that "holier than thou" by Metallia??
This is true.

And that would be a good idea about tuning down!
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gaaah...

stupid ego trips...

Actually, the ironic part is he simply made himself look like an ass...
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lol, if someone says that to you, you should go over to his amp during a show, and "accidentally" unplug him during a solo, then play something awesome while he's trying to figure out what happened. If he get's pissed after a show, you should then say "I'm a bass player, I'm too stupid to know what I did"

That'd piss him/her off real bad.

I'd also wither quit the band, or fire him.

I hate flashy guitar players, too many of them out there.

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Old 08-08-2005, 12:06 AM
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Makes me happy the people I play with respect bass (heck, I'm teaching my friend to play it...kinda).

Oh well, when they realize that bassists are needed...thats probably when they realize hte good ones are taken.
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