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Old 05-19-2009, 02:44 PM
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Ouch! (For the bass' sexiness level not Pete Wentz) NSFW Language!

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Was not sure whether to post in Humor or Bassists but considering the lolz it game me and my thoughts of Pete Wentz being a "Bassist" decided Bass Humor was the appropriate choice.

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Old 05-19-2009, 03:44 PM
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Usually when a girl says something along the lines of "I like your guitar" after a show, I just go along with it, I had this exchange once after I got off stage:

Hot girl: Hi
Me: Hi!
Hot girl: I liked your guitar playing, you were really good. *puppydog eye look*
Me: Actually it's a bass, but yeah, glad you enjoyed it!
(silence)
Me: so, you doing anythi-
Hot girl: -it was nice to meet you, see you later!

I never saw her again.
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